Thursday, May 30, 2019

Jussie's Very Bad Day - Updated

Jussie Smollett is probably having a very bad day:



My guess is that as this information comes out, it's going to get harder and harder for Jussie to continue to insist that he's innocent. Stay tuned.

Update on Saturday afternoon. Late yesterday the Cook County State's Attorney's Office released more than 2,000 additional documents about Jussie Smollett's case. Here's how the New York Times covered it:

Documents released on Friday showed that the day before they dropped all charges against the actor Jussie Smollett, who had been accused of staging a hate crime, prosecutors deliberated over the precise wording of their explanation, cognizant of how the public might perceive their sudden withdrawal from the case.

According to correspondence released by the Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office, prosecutors had been discussing the resolution of the case with Mr. Smollett’s lawyer in the days leading up to March 26, when the office dropped all 16 felony counts against him. Mr. Smollett, 36, had been accused of paying two acquaintances to stage a racist and homophobic attack against him, during which they shouted slurs and placed a noose around his neck.

On March 25, Mr. Smollett’s lawyer, Patricia Holmes, emailed proposed language for the state’s attorney’s office to use when announcing in court that it would be dropping the case. Ms. Holmes suggested that prosecutors say that Mr. Smollett is a “dedicated citizen of Chicago who volunteers and contributes regularly in the Chicago area community.” Mr. Smollett had agreed to forfeit the $10,000 bond paid to release him from jail, and Ms. Holmes suggested prosecutors mention that, too.

The proposed statement also suggested that the prosecutors should say that “a charge is merely an accusation and that a defendant is presumed innocent until and unless proven guilty.”

In emails spanning from around 4 p.m. to 10 p.m. on March 25, staff at the state’s attorney’s office parsed the language from the defense lawyer and edited the statement so that it would not indicate that Mr. Smollett was either guilty or innocent of staging the attack. They also sought to tone down language praising him for his community service work.

“Off the top of my head, this could be construed as the defendant being able to buy his way out of the case because he is a good guy,” Joseph Magats, the top deputy to State’s Attorney Kim Foxx, wrote in an email to his colleagues about the defense lawyer’s proposal.

Risa Lanier, another top prosecutor, wrote that she objected to including the language suggested by Ms. Holmes that said Mr. Smollett should be presumed innocent unless proven guilty. Ms. Lanier suggested a new statement that cut out the defense lawyer’s complimentary tone, but that also would avoid any appearance that Mr. Smollett had, in effect, pleaded guilty.

“That way we aren’t overselling the defendant,” Ms. Lanier wrote in the email, “and we aren’t indicating that his volunteer work was the result of any deal between the attorneys, which would indicate guilt.”

At another point in the email conversation, one prosecutor made a point to change the statement from saying that prosecutors believed this was “the most just disposition” to simply being “a just disposition.”

In the final statement, prosecutors did cite his volunteer work and bond forfeiture as a reason for withdrawing the case. Mr. Smollett has long been involved in the Black AIDS Institute, whose founder vouched for him in a letter that the defense lawyer passed along to the prosecutors.

He has also volunteered for Rainbow/PUSH, the civil rights organization led by the Rev. Jesse L. Jackson, who also sent a letter vouching for Mr. Smollett. Ms. Holmes told Ms. Lanier in a March 23 email that Mr. Smollett planned to spend 15 hours volunteering at Rainbow/PUSH over that weekend, “as discussed yesterday.”

After the prosecutors announced their decision, Chicago officials, including the mayor at the time, Rahm Emanuel, and the police superintendent, Eddie Johnson, denounced the office’s move. Prosecutors then took the unusual step of saying that their decision to drop the charges “didn’t exonerate him.”

Many details from Mr. Smollett’s case had been concealed until last week, when a judge in Chicago ordered that Ms. Smollett’s case file be unsealed. The first portion of documents released by the Chicago Police Department on Thursday showed that just days after he was indicted on Feb. 28, prosecutors told detectives that they were thinking of settling the charges.

However, the documents released this week did not provide any answers about why the prosecutors so quickly decided to drop the case. The State’s Attorney’s Office has declined to release numerous pieces of internal correspondence, citing an Illinois law that protects their deliberations from public disclosure.

Ms. Foxx, the office’s top official, had removed herself from the case, and in some text messages released on Friday, her rationale for doing so differed from her office’s earlier explanation: that she had contact with representatives for the actor.

But in one text exchange, Ms. Foxx said that a colleague told her she needed to separate herself from the case because there were rumors that Ms. Foxx was “related or closely connected to the Smolletts.”

“She said it was pervasive among CPD and that I should recuse,” Ms. Foxx said, referring to the Chicago Police Department.

“I thought it was dumb but acquiesced,” the text message said. “It’s actually just racist.” (Ms. Foxx is black, as is Mr. Smollett.)

A Chicago police spokesman, Anthony Guglielmi, said that he was personally unaware of comments within the department of that nature.

Previously released files showed that the day after the grand jury indictment, Ms. Foxx texted a colleague saying that she thought the office was treating Mr. Smollett too harshly, even though she was supposed to keep her distance from the case. There has been no evidence that she interceded to make prosecutors in her office end the case.

But Ms. Foxx addressed the controversy about her involvement in the case in a statement accompanying the documents released on Friday. “I did not have a conflict of interest in this case; only a sincere desire to serve the community,” she said. Nonetheless, she acknowledged the confusion about her role, saying, “I am sorry that despite the best intentions, our efforts were less than what was required of the moment.”

The more than 2,000 pages of records released on Friday also showed that based on the accounts of the two men who attacked Mr. Smollett, who told the police that Mr. Smollett had paid them to do so, the police investigated whether one of Mr. Smollet’s managers may have played a role in planning the incident. The manager was never charged, and when the authorities charged Mr. Smollett, they did not mention the manager having any involvement in a crime.
(This is the story in its entirety.) 

Update #2 on Sunday morning. TMZ has an article saying that Abel Osundairo, one of the two brothers who "attacked" Jussie as part of the hoax, is now training with one of Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s trainers, indicating a possible path to a career as a professional boxer. This paragraph caught my eye:

Abel's still a raw talent -- he competed in a division for less experienced boxers between 21 and 35 who weigh 178 pounds or less -- but there's potential ... and further proof that if the Osundairo brothers really wanted to hurt Jussie in the "attack" ... it would've been vicious. (Read the story here.) 

Update #3 on Tuesday, June 4. The Hollywood Reporter ponders the impact of last week's document release:

As of early May, Empire writers were speaking openly about the possibility of Smollett's return to the show. And the actor appeared eager to continue working after his arrest and the subsequent dropping of charges, saying in a statement that he “appreciated” 20th Century Fox’s decision to extend his contract and keep his character Jamal’s future “open” for the upcoming sixth season.

Now that’s more in doubt than ever. While Smollett, through his attorneys, has lauded the release of the entire investigative case file, nothing in the documents would seem to improve Smollett’s chances of rehabilitating his career in Hollywood or to repair his shattered public image. Instead, the picture that emerges serves to reinforce allegations of a man buying cocaine and ecstasy while plotting a fake hate crime against himself.

... Whereas Smollett had garnered a loud and vocal base of support after the initial charges against him were dropped, those voices had started to dim even before the latest dumps, as the murkiness around his story continued to deepen. The document release did little to revive what support he did have. The writers on Empire have remained quiet. A @standwithjussie handle and hashtag, which calls for fans to “sign the petition to bring him back for the next season of empire” had just seven followers, two likes and little-to-no momentum. Calls to Hilary Rosen, who represents Smollett at the PR firm SKDKnickerborker, which has been mounting a campaign to resuscitate the actor’s public image, went unanswered, and the voicemail was full.
(Read the entire article here.)

Update #4 on Tuesday evening. There was a brief moment this afternoon when it appeared that Jussie may be returning for the final episodes of Empire after all. Earlier today, Page Six published this: 

According to multiple production sources, “Empire’s” writers are breaking ideas for the Fox show’s sixth and final season with the expectation that Smollett will appear in the back half of the 18-episode season. Smollett was written out of the final episodes of the show’s fifth season following severe backlash stemming from accusations the actor and musician faked a hate crime against himself earlier this year in Chicago. (Read the article here.)

That generated a flurry of tweets like this:


Are the Empire writers really preparing for Jussie to return? My hunch was that Jussie's high-powered PR representative, named in the Hollywood Reporter article, planted that story hoping to generate a new narrative that Jussie's troubles were over and everything was back to normal for him. If that's the case it was a serious miscalculation, because it resulted in this, from Empire co-creator and decision-maker Lee Daniels:




... which resulted in this, from Variety:

“Jussie [Smollett] will NOT be returning to ‘Empire,'” series co-creator Lee Daniels said Tuesday.

Daniels was responding to a Variety report in which multiple production sources said that “Empire’s” writing staff was breaking ideas for the show’s sixth and final season with the expectation that Smollett will appear in the back half of the 18-episode season.

This is the first public acknowledgment that Smollett would not return for the final season of the Fox drama series. Smollett was written out of the final episodes of the show’s fifth season following severe backlash stemming from accusations the actor and musician faked a hate crime against himself earlier this year in Chicago.
(Read the story here.)

Deadline has a quote from a "well-placed source":

A well-placed source told Deadline today that Smollett’s ongoing legal issues are partly to blame for him remaining on the sidelines.

“There are still too many unknowns about what really occurred, why the charges were suddenly dropped and the effect it all has had on Empire for the network or the producers to feel Jussie can slip back into the show,” the individual said.
(Read the article here.) 

Another very bad day for Jussie Smollett.

Alex Trebek

Issue dated June 10, 2019: Alex Trebek
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Alex Trebek gets the cover this week and it's nice to see that his treatment is going well. I had him on the March 10 Guessing Game post, when he first announced that he has cancer.

Last year the royal wedding and Meghan's new life were still big news.

Last year at this time: Issue dated June 11, 2018


"Russia Helping Me To Get Elected..."




Monday, May 27, 2019

The Guessing Game - Updated

What will be on the cover of People this week? Just a few guesses:

Elton John and/or Taron Egerton: Rocketman opens Friday
Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio and/or Quentin Tarantino: Their new movie Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood opens July 26; it's getting good reviews overall
Luann de Lesseps: Arrested for violating her probation
Jussie Smollett: Back in the news as a Chicago judge orders that records of his court proceedings be unsealed
Cheryl Burke: The DWTS star got married
Princess Charlotte: Going to school in the Fall
Amanda Eller: Found alive in a Maui forest after 17 days
JJ Watt: The Houston Texans star is engaged
Don Jr.: Landed a book deal; going to England to meet the Queen
Lamar Odom: His book comes out tomorrow:

Darkness to Light: A Memoir

Stories that appear on the new cover will be highlighted in green.

Update: See the issue dated June 10, 2019, featuring Alex Trebek, here

Sunday, May 26, 2019

Tonight On Lifetime: Hope's Choice - Updated


Update: There was some reaction to this on Twitter:




























This Day In History, 1969: Apollo 10 Returns




Friday, May 24, 2019

Plus Six

When Donald visited the UK last year and met the Queen, I was struck by daughter Ivanka's absence from the glamorous activities:

Who else was conspicuously not there? Ivanka. Unlike her "famously private" stepmother, Ivanka appears to relish the spotlight (aka brand-building opportunities,) having traveled with her father on several previous international trips...

Where was Ivanka this time? At home stewing, no doubt. She would probably sell her first-born child for the chance to swan around Blenheim Palace with the Duke and Duchess of Marlborough, then be photographed standing next to the Queen. Not this time, Ivanka. I have no doubt that the First Lady made it very clear: Ivanka would share this spotlight over Melania's dead body.
(Read the entire post here.)

Now with Donald's big state visit coming up next week, Ivanka and the other kids have apparently muscled their way into the proceedings. From New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman: 





From British newspaper The Guardian:

When Donald Trump makes his state visit to the UK next month he will bring his own version of a royal court, in the form of all his adult children and their spouses, according to US news reports.

Neither Buckingham Palace nor the White House has confirmed the guest list for the state banquet dinner on 3 June, but ABC News reported the US president would be accompanied by his wife, Melania, his daughter Ivanka and her husband, Jared Kushner – who both work in the White House – as well as his other daughter, Tiffany, his sons Donald Jr and Eric, and Eric’s wife, Lara.
(Read the entire article here.)


And from me:




Who's stewing this time? Melania, no doubt. I'm sure she would prefer not to be accompanied by three younger blondes. (Three? Ivanka, Tiffany and Eric's wife Lara.) I assume Kimberly Guilfoyle, a.k.a. Don Jr.'s girlfriend, is also not happy, having fallen victim to the "No Ring, No Bring" protocol. I'll keep an eye out during this holiday week-end. Maybe Donnie and Kimberly will elope to make it legal, just in time. 

This Day In History, 1819: Queen Victoria Was Born

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200 years ago today Queen Victoria was born at Kensington Palace — now the home of Victoria’s great-great-great-great-grandson, The Duke of Cambridge. To mark the anniversary, we’re exploring the @RoyalCollectionTrust to take a look at significant moments at Kensington Palace in Victoria’s life. 1. Princess Victoria first met her future husband, Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg Gotha, at Kensington Palace in 1836. This painting by Alexandre-Jean Dubois Drahonet from 1832 shows a young Victoria in Kensington Palace Gardens, with the Palace visible in the background on the right side of the painting. 2. On the death of her Uncle William IV in the early hours of 20 June 1837, Victoria became Queen at the age of just 18. This painting by Sir David Wilkie depicts the moment later that morning when Princess Victoria heard of her accession to the throne. She recorded the incident which took place at Kensington Palace in her journal; I was awoke at 6 o'clock by Mamma who told me that the Archbishop of Canterbury and Lord Conyngham were here and wished to see me. I got out of bed and went into my sitting room (only in my dressing gown) and alone, and saw them. Lord Conyngham (the Lord Chamberlain) then acquainted me that my poor Uncle, the King, was no more, and had expired at 12 minutes past 2 this morning and consequently that I am Queen. 3. On the day of her accession Queen Victoria held her first council in the Red Saloon at Kensington Palace, shown in this painting by Sir David Wilkie. Charles Greville, present at the council, later remarked that Victoria handled the occasion with ‘perfect calmness and self-possession’. Three weeks later, Victoria moved from Kensington Palace into Buckingham Palace. 4. Princess Louise, Victoria’s sixth child, designed this statue of her mother in 1893, which now sits outside Kensington Palace. This summer, a special new exhibition ‘Queen Victoria’s Palace’ will tell the story of how the young Queen transformed Buckingham Palace from a private house into a working royal residence. Visit @RoyalCollectionTrust to find out more. Images used courtesy of Royal Collection Trust.
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Thursday, May 23, 2019

Tamron Hall

Issue dated June 3, 2019: Tamron Hall


All three of these stories were on Guessing Game posts, Prince Louis this week, John and Carolyn last week and Tamron Hall on March 5 when she first announced her pregnancy. The "shocking new secrets" about John and Carolyn are from Randy Taraborrelli's new book titled The Kennedy Heirs. (Read the story here.) The book comes out June 11; I'm on the list at my library.

Last year Harry and Meghan's wedding was the big news.

Last year at this time: Issue dated June 4, 2018

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Sunday, May 19, 2019

This Day In History, 1994: Jackie Dies





Issue dated June 6, 1994
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In other Kennedy-related news, tonight the Kennedy Library will present the Profiles In Courage award to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi:


And one more thing. On this day fifty-seven years ago, Marilyn Monroe wished the president a very Happy Birthday:




Saturday, May 18, 2019

This Day In History, 1969: The Launch Of Apollo 10






I'll add new TDIH posts as we count down the days until July 20, which is the 50th anniversary of the historic first walk on the moon. #Apollo50th

The Guessing Game - Updated

What will be on the cover of People this week? My guesses:

Britney Spears: Mental health issues; her manager says she may never perform again
Will Smith: His new movie, Aladdin, opens May 24
Kim and Kanye: Baby #4, whom they've named Psalm, Friday is their 5th anniversary
Grumpy Cat: The famous feline is now in cat heaven
I.M. Pei: Died at age 102
Harry and Meghan: Their first anniversary. If there hadn't just been two covers featuring newly arrived Archie, the wedding anniversary would almost certainly rate a main cover story. As it is, People will probably mark the occasion with a sidebar headline.
Lady Gabriella Windsor: Who? She's a cousin of William and Harry's (technically they're 2nd cousins once removed, she's the daughter of Prince Michael of Kent and the notorious Princess Michael.) She got married today, which normally wouldn't be that big of a deal, but the wedding was at St. George's Chapel, the same venue as Harry and Meghan's ceremony one year ago; new dad Harry and the Queen were both in attendance. Interestingly, Kate's sister Pippa, her brother James and her parents were all in attendance too, although William and Kate were not. Read more here, and here's a nice picture of the wedding party leaving the church. I like the British tradition of having little kids as attendants:



Stories that appear on the cover will be highlighted in green.

Saturday afternoon update. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Dropkicked by some guy while on a visit to South Africa. The Terminator has graciously declined to press charges. Read about it here.
Mick Jagger: Recovering from heart surgery and ready to tour; new tour dates have been announced

Update #2 on Sunday afternoon. Gayle King: The new version of CBS Morning News starts tomorrow.

Update #3 on Monday morning. Scarlett Johansson: Engaged to Colin Jost
Laine Hardy: Wins American Idol
Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis: Kensington Palace has released cute new pictures of William and Kate's kids:







The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to share some new photographs of their family as they visited the RHS Back to Nature Garden at the #ChelseaFlowerShow on Sunday afternoon. The photographs were taken by @mattporteous. The #RHSChelsea Back to Nature Garden, designed by The Duchess and award-winning landscape architects Andrée Davies and Adam White of Davies White Landscape Architects, is a woodland setting for families and communities to come together and connect with nature. Her Royal Highness is a strong advocate for the proven benefits the outdoors has on physical and mental health, and the positive impact that nature and the environment can have on childhood development in particular. Over the past months, Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis have helped The Duchess gather moss, leaves and twigs to help decorate @The_RHS Back to Nature Garden. Hazel sticks collected by the family were also used to make the garden’s den. The Duchess told Monty Don in an interview for the BBC: “I really feel that nature and being interactive outdoors has huge benefits on our physical and mental wellbeing, particularly for young children. I really hope that this woodland that we have created really inspires families, kids and communities to get outside, enjoy nature and the outdoors, and spend quality time together.”
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Update #4 on Thursday morning. See the new cover, featuring Tamron Hall, here.

Friday, May 17, 2019

Five Years Later

Remember this?

Issue dated June 9, 2014: The Kimye Wedding
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Wedding: Inside Their Roller Coaster Week

Page Six couldn't resist the snark in their story about Kimye's big day, five years ago this Friday:

Florence has bid arrivederci and goodbye to Kanye and Kim. Come back soon, but please, not too soon.

They held their wedding on a grassy ridge at the top of the Forti di Belvedere. The couple didn’t want to do it at an accessible part of the fort, so they hired a crane to lift every single item used in the wedding up 230 feet (70 meters) to the very top.

The biggest decorative element of the wedding was a giant gold box, 49 feet (15 meters) tall, which contained the bathrooms. It was situated right next to the dinner tables at the reception with a bar in front of it. According to one Italian, “Their toilet was the star of the show.” The Italians named it the Torre di Bagni Oro (translation: the Gold Toilet Tower).

The dinner table was a long marble table. Instead of place cards, they had a team of Italian stonemasons engrave the name of each guest into the marble of the tabletop in front of the individual place settings. The job was finished the night before. Unfortunately, the wedding planners had spelled some people’s names wrong. And then, so many people brought entourages, the seating was a disaster. The only people who sat at their own seats were Kim and Kanye.

Four days before the wedding, they ordered 30 life-size nudes to be made from black marble from Carrara. The marble workers worked through the night to cut enough blocks, but 10 of them fell apart, another 10 were too damaged in transit to put out, and of the remaining 10, four were missing their heads. They were put out around the dinner tables.

Kanye came to the venue two hours before the wedding during set-up and ordered the marble nudes moved out farther away from the dinner tables. Each weighed half a ton, so the whole crew spent the final two hours rushing to get them moved. The forklifts were the first thing the guests saw upon arrival. And the gleaming Gold Toilet Tower.

Also two hours before the wedding, Kanye decided he didn’t need the 80 moving lights that he had ordered installed to light the dance floor and the party, declaring, “I’m in the center of this party, and I’m the only one people need to see. The rest of these people don’t need lights on them.” The lights, which had taken four days to install, were all removed, and the crane took them down the hill.

Kanye returned one hour before the wedding and didn’t like the all-white bar that was in front of the Gold Toilet Tower. He took a saw and started sawing it in half himself. Two men held the bar stable as he sawed, and sawed, into the bar, defacing the entire front, screaming at everyone around him. He said it looked like a bar from Texas. Then he ordered two pieces of raw wood to be nailed onto the front of the bar. Once the wood was in place, “Now,” he said, “it’s art.” The Italian construction teams looked at this guy and couldn’t believe what they were seeing.

At that same visit, when Kanye saw the $136,000 (100,000 Euro) audio system, described by one producer as the single best system in Europe, he said he didn’t like the look of the speakers and wanted them to be invisible. He said that “You Italians don’t understand my Minimalist style.” So he had the entire system pulled out as the guests were arriving, and his wedding music came from an iPod until after dinner.

There was the custom-built marble piano that John Legend used to play the song “Ordinary People.” Yes, you read that correctly: a marble piano.

Kanye danced five songs alone with Kim to John Legend (playing the marble piano), with no one else on the dance floor, and light only on them. It felt like it went on forever. Kanye then gave a 45-minute toast to himself.

As for the guests: Will Smith‘s son Jaden wore a white Batman costume and ran around like a chicken with its head cut off from 8:30 p.m. until 10:25 p.m., batting glasses off tables whenever he came to an empty seat, smashing them on the ground. Vogue Italia’s editor in chief, Franca Sozzani, was getting irritated because he kept coming up behind her and throwing his cape over her head.

People arrived at the ceremony several drinks in: Several rounds of cocktails had been served to the guests who waited for Kim, who was 25 minutes late to the wedding. In the time between ceremony and dinner, one woman in her 50s was so drunk that she collapsed. An ambulance arrived and just as the medics got to the guest, a Justin Bieberfan, hoping to catch a sight of him, who had climbed up to the top of the Belvedere tower, fell. As the Bieber fan was seriously hurt, they triaged the drunk guest, left her lying on an ottoman and went off to take care of the fallen fan. The drunk woman spent the rest of the night passed out on the ottoman, while the Bieber fan was taken to the hospital. Bieber never showed up.

Earlier, Kim had come out to check the venue. A lone spotlight was shining on the terrace as she walked out. She stopped with the beam focused on her crotch. She was furious that a beam of light had hit her crotch (even though she was the one who walked into the beam) and started screaming, ran over to the electrical boards and unplugged the entire circuit. This shut down half the lights on the cocktail area. It also turned out the lights in the bathrooms, so the Gold Toilet Tower was dark inside, and everyone was too afraid to plug the lights back in.

Andrea Bocelli sang during Kim’s processional. The blind opera legend had been asked as a guest, but the wedding planners hadn’t provided a seat for him. He said he’d be happy with a glass of water, and was told after his performance, “Thank you, but it’s time for you to get in your car and go home.” Bye-bye to one of the greatest living Italian vocalists of all time.

And the most prominent wedding gift was a giant bottle of Chianti, which had been dipped in gold (probably great for the flavor of the wine), the cork replaced with a diamond, a gift from Jay Z (a no-show).
(This is the story in its entirety; see pictures here.)  

Confession: I didn't think it would last. (And it still might not. Check back with me when the kids start graduating from high school.) I gave it two years, to be precise, and I'm not too proud to admit that I was wrong. Five years (and four kids) later Kim and Kanye are still going strong, at least publicly. Most of the relationships in the Kardashian/Jenner family are train wrecks of one kind or another, with various basketball players and rappers weaving into and out of relationships with the women whose names start with K, sometimes resulting in children, sometimes not. By contrast, at least for the moment, Kim and Kanye are making it work. Yes, I'm surprised.

You can read some of my snarkiest Kardashian posts here, here and here

Archie

Issue dated May 27, 2019: The Sussex Family of Three


It's two royal baby covers in a row, and this one includes the lovely picture of the Queen and Doria Ragland with the new parents and the new baby. (I still don't love the name Archie.) No sign of Howard Stern and his new book, which surprises me. In other royal news, Sunday is Harry and Meghan's first wedding anniversary.

Last year at this time: Issue dated May 28, 2018

Thursday, May 16, 2019

This Day In History, 1986: Top Gun


This is THR's 1986 review:

Top Gun is the Navy euphemism for the U.S. Navy's Fighter Weapons School, the training center fro its elite of elite fighter pilots. Top Movie might be the trade euphemism for this certain summer blockbuster from producers Don Simpson and Jerry Bruckheimer.

Top Gun has all the earmarks of being the biggest grosser since the same duo produced Beverly Hills Cop.

Essentially a fictional process film — showing how pilots get through the grueling/dueling training sessions — Top Gun additionally should tap into the upsurge of popular sentiment regarding the Navy's recent successes in the Mediterranean.

Tom Cruise stars as Maverick, a brash and mega-talented fighter ace whose personal duels sometimes interfere with his flying. Confidence is not his problem — if this guy were a quarterback, he'd be Jim McMahon. In his sights is a stunning astrophysicist (Kelly McGillis) who's his instructor and a rival ace (Val Kilmer) who's unbeatable.

Undeniably the star of this sizzling production, however, are the technical credits and the direction of Tony Scott. Dog-fighting segments are strictly edge-of-the-seaters — immediate repeat business seems likely in the Star Wars manner.

Supervisor of special photographic effects Gary Gutierrez, along with aerial coordinator Dick Stevens and Top Gun Commander Bob Willard deserve highest praise for their full-blown action sequences. The high-flying fight choreography is sensational, and director Scott's shrewd use of subjective shots literally puts one in the cockpit.

Equally involving is the sound work, giving one the feeling of being deckside next to a screeching F-14. Sound supervising editors, Cecelia Hall and George Waters II, as well as the entire sound crew, deserve a thumbs up for their contribution.

The film's intensity mirrors the competitive and wild personalities of the pilots themselves. In this arena, the casting is on-target. Cruise is terrific as the prima donna sky star, charming and egocentric. Kilmer as the Iceman, the top ace is convincingly cool and controlled — in the best of gunslinger traditions. As the love interest, talented McGillis is well-cast and believable, while Tom Skerritt lends the right understanding and edge to his instructor role.

In supporting roles, Rick Rossovich (whose brother Tim was a linebacker at USC and chewed glass as pranks) lends the requisite loony, competitive edge to his preening young pilot role. An additional standout is Anthony Edwards as Cruise's more level-headed but fun-loving partner.

Brimming with humor and fast-paced action, Jim Cash and Jack Epps Jr.'s script veers toward the pat side, but for all the right commercial reasons.

Other technical crew members serving with distinction: Jeffrey Kimball (director of photography); John F. DeCuir Jr. (production designer); Billy Weber, Chris Lebenzon (editors); and Virginia Cook, Teri Dorman, Julia Evershade, Frank Howard, Marshall Winn and David Stone (sound editors). —Duane Byrge, originally published on May 9, 1986


Roger Ebert was less impressed:

In the opening moments of "Top Gun," an ace Navy pilot flies upside down about 18 inches above a Russian-built MiG and snaps a Polaroid picture of the enemy pilot. Then he flips him the finger and peels off.

It's a hot-dog stunt, but it makes the pilot (Tom Cruise) famous within the small circle of Navy personnel who are cleared to receive information about close encounters with enemy aircraft. And the pilot, whose code name is Maverick, is selected for the Navy's elite flying school, which is dedicated to the dying art of aerial dogfights.

The best graduate from each class at the school is known as "Top Gun." And there, I think, you have the basic materials of this movie, except, of course, for three more obligatory ingredients in all movies about brave young pilots: (1) the girl, (2) the mystery of the heroic father and (3) the rivalry with another pilot. It turns out that Maverick's dad was a brilliant Navy jet pilot during the Vietnam era, until he and his plane disappeared in unexplained circumstances. And it also turns out that one of the instructors at the flying school is a pretty young brunet (Kelly McGillis) who wants to know a lot more about how Maverick snapped that other pilot's picture.

"Top Gun" settles fairly quickly into alternating ground and air scenes, and the simplest way to sum up the movie is to declare the air scenes brilliant and the earthbound scenes grimly predictable. This is a movie that comes in two parts: It knows exactly what to do with special effects, but doesn't have a clue as to how two people in love might act and talk and think.

Aerial scenes always present a special challenge in a movie.

There's the danger that the audience will become spatially disoriented.

We're used to seeing things within a frame that respects left and right, up and down, but the fighter pilot lives in a world of 360-degree turns. The remarkable achievement in "Top Gun" is that it presents seven or eight aerial encounters that are so well choreographed that we can actually follow them most of the time, and the movie gives us a good secondhand sense of what it might be like to be in a dogfight.

The movie's first and last sequences involve encounters with enemy planes. Although the planes are MiGs, the movie provides no nationalities for their pilots. We're told the battles take place in the Indian Ocean, and that's it. All of the sequences in between take place at Top Gun school, where Maverick quickly gets locked into a personal duel with another brillant pilot, Iceman (Val Kilmer). In one sequence after another, the sound track trembles as the sleek planes pursue each other through the clouds, and, yeah, it's exciting. But the But the love story between Cruise and McGillis is a washout.

It's pale and unconvincing compared with the chemistry between Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay in "Risky Business," and between McGillis and Harrison Ford in "Witness" - not to mention between Richard Gere and Debra Winger in "An Officer and a Gentleman," which obviously inspired "Top Gun." Cruise and McGillis spend a lot of time squinting uneasily at each other and exchanging words as if they were weapons, and when they finally get physical, they look like the stars of one of those sexy new perfume ads. There's no flesh and blood here, which is remarkable, given the almost palpable physical presence McGillis had in "Witness." In its other scenes on the ground, the movie seems content to recycle old cliches and conventions out of countless other war movies.

Wouldn't you know, for example, that Maverick's commanding officer at the flying school is the only man who knows what happened to the kid's father in Vietnam? And are we surprised when Maverick's best friend dies in his arms? Is there any suspense as Maverick undergoes his obligatory crisis of conscience, wondering whether he can ever fly again? Movies like "Top Gun" are hard to review because the good parts are so good and the bad parts are so relentless. The dogfights are absolutely the best since Clint Eastwood's electrifying aerial scenes in "Firefox." But look out for the scenes where the people talk to one another.

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Steve Bullock Is Running - Updated

Montana governor Steve Bullock has announced that he's a candidate for president. (Read CNN's coverage here.) I've moved him to the I'm Running list, leaving just three names, Stacey Abrams, Bill de Blasio and Chris Murphy, on the Potential list. Of those three, I'd say de Blasio may still jump in, Abrams and Murphy probably won't. The first Democratic debates are June 26 and 27.

Note: I recently split the Potential list into two sections, those who are still doing some of the things potential candidates do, and those whose names were mentioned as potential candidates at some point, but aren't doing anything that looks like running.

Potential Democratic Candidates, in alphabetical order:
  1. Stacey Abrams (2018 candidate for Georgia governor) 
  2. Chris Murphy (Connecticut senator)
I'm Probably Not Running: Long-shot (or in some cases, fantasy) candidates who were once mentioned somewhere, anywhere, as possible potential presidents, but who aren't doing any of the things an actual candidate must do: 
  1. Jerry Brown (former Governor of California)
  2. Mark Cuban (Businessman, owner of the Dallas Mavericks)
  3. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (Actor) added Nov. 10
  4. Tim Kaine (Virginia senator, 2016 VP nominee)
  5. Joe Kennedy (Congressman from Massachusetts) added Nov. 10
  6. John Kerry (former Secretary of State, 2004 Democratic nominee) added Nov. 10 
  7. Mark Warner (Virginia senator) added Nov. 10
  8. Mark Zuckerberg (Businessman, founder of Facebook)
I'm RunningDeclared Democratic Candidates, in order of their announcement
  1. John Delaney (7/28/17) 
  2. Andrew Yang (11/6/17) 
  3. Elizabeth Warren (12/31/18)
  4. Tulsi Gabbard (1/11/19)
  5. Julián Castro (1/12/19)
  6. Kirsten Gillibrand (1/16/19)  
  7. Kamala Harris (1/21/19)
  8. Pete Buttigieg (1/23/19)
  9. Marianne Williamson (1/30/19)
  10. Cory Booker (2/1/19)
  11. Amy Klobuchar (2/10/19)
  12. Bernie Sanders (2/19/19)
  13. Jay Inslee  (3/1/19)
  14. John Hickenlooper (3/4/19)
  15. Beto O'Rourke (3/14/19)
  16. Eric Swalwell (4/5/19)
  17. Tim Ryan (4/5/19)
  18. Seth Moulton (4/22/19) 
  19. Joe Biden (4/25/19)
  20. Michael Bennet (5/2/19)
  21. Wayne Messam (Declared 3/28, added to this list on 5/2/19)
  22. Steve Bullock (5/14/19)
  23. Bill de Blasio (5/16/19)

Running as an Independent: 
  1. Howard Schultz (1/29/19)  
I'm Not Running
Oprah Winfrey
Andrew Cuomo
Sheryl Sandberg, added Sept. 8
Jason Kander, added Oct. 17
Robert Iger, added Oct. 22
Michael Avenatti, December 4, 2018
Deval Patrick, December 5, 2018
Martin O'Malley, January 3, 2019
Luis Gutierrez, added January 7, 2019
Tom Steyer, January 9, 2019
Bob Casey, January 19, 2019
Eric Garcetti, January 29, 2019
Andrew Gillum, January 29, 2019
Mitch Landrieu, added February 11, 2019
Eric Holder, 3/4/19
Jeff Merkley, 3/5/19
Sherrod Brown, 3/7/10
Terry McAuliffe, 3/17/19

I'm Not Running Anymore: Declared candidates who have dropped out

Richard Ojeda (1/25/19)

Days until Election Day: 536

Update on Thursday morning: New York City mayor Bill de Blasio has thrown his hat into the ring, and one of his hometown papers isn't impressed:




With that, my guess is that the field is set. I've updated the lists above; I'm not quite ready to delete the Potential and I'm Probably Not Running lists, but I'll probably do it soon. I also moved Howard Schultz to his own Independent list. He isn't currently getting much press coverage but as far as I know he's still more or less running. 

Sunday, May 12, 2019

The Guessing Game - Updated

What will be on the cover of People this week? I'm back in the guessing game routine this week, here are my guesses:

Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor: The newly arrived royal baby. Last week's cover was finalized before Harry and Meghan's photocall on Wednesday, will People do two royal covers in a row? It's possible. Another possibility is Doria Ragland, Meghan's mother, or a "Fab Four" cover about William, Kate, Harry and Meghan's new mental health initiative
Trevor Engelson: Meghan's ex-husband got married yesterday
Taron Egerton: Plays Elton John in the new movie "Rocketman," which opens May 31
Avengers: Endgame: $2 billion plus at the box office
James Holzhauer: He's killing it on Jeopardy, with more than $1.5 million in winnings
Kim Kardashian: Baby #4 was born via surrogate
Constance Wu: The Fresh Off The Boat star was not thrilled when her series was renewed; she eventually walked back her comments
Peggy Lipton: A star of the original Mod Squad and mother of actress Rashida Jones, Lipton died at 72
Prince Jackson: Michael Jackson's son graduated from college
Hannah Brown: The 15th Bachelorette. Her season starts tomorrow night
Kennedys: There are several milestone anniversaries happening this summer: July 18 is the 50th anniversary of the Chappaquiddick incident; it's been 25 years since Jackie Onassis died on May 19, 1994, 20 years since John Jr. and Carolyn died in the plane crash on July 16, 1999, and 10 years since Ted Kennedy died of cancer on August 25, 2009. Expect retrospective coverage of all of these events in the next few months, especially the death of John and Carolyn
Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss: The twins who did battle with Mark Zuckerberg over the invention of Facebook are featured in a book coming out May 21:

Bitcoin Billionaires: A True Story of Genius, Betrayal, and Redemption

Chris Hughes and/or Mark Zuckerberg: In other Facebook news, founding partner Chris Hughes said that Facebook should be broken up
Howard Stern: His new autobiography comes out May 14

Howard Stern Comes Again

Stories that appear on the new issue will be highlighted in green.

Monday morning update. Game of Thrones: Last night was the second-to-last episode; the series finale is this Sunday night. Confession: I've never watched it (I don't have HBO,) but I sure read about it on my Twitter feed last night.
Doris Day: She died early this morning at the age of 97. Will she get the full Dead Celebrity treatment? CNN's headline calls her a "Hollywood Legend," but at 97, she's been out of the limelight for decades. My guess? People won't feature her as the main cover story (right now Howard Stern is my bet) but she'll probably get a sidebar headline. Here's some of what I'm seeing on Twitter:









Update #2 on Tuesday morning. Angelina Jolie and/or Michelle Pfeiffer: Their movie, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil, doesn't open until October but the trailer has just been released.
James Charles and/or Tati Westbrook: An online feud of some kind, and note, for the record, I had never heard of these people until I saw a segment about it on Good Morning, America this morning. Canadian website Flare explains it like this:

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Just a week after walking the carpet at the Met Gala (and making waves for his Insta caption about “influencer representation” *eye roll*), 19-year-old beauty YouTuber James Charles is having a *very* different second Monday in May.

On May 10, fellow YouTuber Tati Westbrook, who *also* happens to be Charles’s former BFF/mentor, posted a 43-minute video explaining her decision to cut ties with the young star. While the duo has been feuding since April, when Charles posted an ad for Sugar Bear Hair Supplements, a direct competitor to Westbrook’s supplement brand, the new video accused Charles of spreading lies about her, being rude AF to other people in the beauty community and making inappropriate comments about hooking up with people who identify as straight.
(Read the article here.)

It's hilarious that the stellar product known as Sugar Bear Hair appears to have started it all. Many, many former Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants make Instagram money shilling for Sugar Bear Hair.

Update #3 on Friday morning. See the new cover, featuring Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, here