Lazy Headlines, Part 2

At 7.30 p.m. Wednesday night, People.com headline writers are once again phoning it in:  

• Carmen Electra Opens Up...
• Matt Dallas and Blue Hamilton Open Up...
• Steve Harvey Opens Up... 
• Elle King Opens Up... 

My first post about this is here. 

#EditorsAreImportant

Heartbreak, Hookups & Drama

Issue dated June 6, 2016

A Big-Money Republican Describes Donald Trump

That's Michael Vlock, big Republican donor (married to a Pritzker), on Trump. https://t.co/MWSbljhthp pic.twitter.com/xpOguK4BmT

— Peter Lattman (@peterlattman) May 21, 2016

Celine Dion

Issue dated May 30, 2016

Wild About Harry!

Issue dated May 23, 2016


Issue dated May 16, 2016

I Love Hispanics!

If you were offended by things Donald Trump has said about Mexicans, would this tweet change your mind?

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA pic.twitter.com/k01Mc6CuDI

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 5, 2016

It's The Donald

Thursday morning update: "Two seventy-something adulterers with six wives between them." That's what the GOP ticket will be if Trump selects Newt Gingrich as his running mate, which is apparently, actually, yes-I'm-not-kidding under serious consideration. (It will also be true if he selects Rudy Giuliani.) 

Original post: 
This is it. Both Ted Cruz and John Kasich have dropped out, leaving Donald Trump as the presumptive GOP nominee. (And all that talk of a "contested" GOP convention this summer? Never mind.) For the final time, I've updated my list: 

Declared (and still in the race) GOP Candidates

1. Donald Trump (June 16)

Officially Not Running
Rob Portman (Dec 2, 2014)
Paul Ryan (Jan 12, 2015)
Mitt Romney (Jan 30, 2015)
Rick Snyder (May 7, 2015)
John Bolton (May 14, 2015) 

Mike Pence (May 20, 2015) 

Bob Ehrlich (August 4, 2015)

You're Fired!: Candidates Who Have Dropped Out
Rick Perry (June 4 - Sept. 11, 2015)
Scott Walker (July 13 - Sept. 21, 2015)
Bobby Jindal (June 24 - November 17, 2015)
Lindsey Graham (June 1 - December 21, 2015)
George Pataki (May 28 - December 29, 2105)
Mike Huckabee (May 5 - Feb 2, 2016)
Rand Paul (April 17 - Feb 3, 2016)
Rick Santorum (May 27 - Feb 3, 2016)
Carly Fiorina (May 4 - Feb 10, 2016)
Chris Christie (June 20 - Feb 10, 2016)
Jim Gilmore (July 30 - Feb 14, 2016) 
Jeb Bush (June 15 - Feb 20, 2016)
Dr. Ben Carson (May 3 - March 4, 2016)
Marco Rubio (April 14 - March 15, 2016)
Ted Cruz (March 23 2015 - May 3, 2016)
John Kasich (July 21 2015 - May 4, 2016)

Days until Election Day: 187