Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Oprah

Issue dated March 12, 2018: Oprah Winfrey



I got three out of the four cover headlines this week, although I wonder if the Marketing team for A Winkle In Time is a little miffed this morning: "It was supposed to be about the movie..." The teaser article at people.com says that a special edition called The Complete Guide to A Wrinkle In Time will be published March 2, so the regular issue cover is all about Oprah, barely mentioning the movie at all.

Arie gets a headline a week before his big finale. Will it really be the most shocking Bachelor finale ever? Reality Steve says yes; if you want to read the spoilers, click here. Arie and his new fiancee should be the main cover story next week.

Finally, thank you, People, for ignoring the latest Duggar spawn.

Read the Guessing Game post here

Last year at this time: Issue dated March 13, 2017

Monday, February 26, 2018

This Day In History, 2017: The Wrong Best Picture

<strong>9:06 P.M.</strong> Beatty, flustered by the discovery of the words “Emma Stone, <em>La La Land</em>” on the card inside the envelope that he was handed, shows it to Dunaway, ostensibly to get her take on the situation, but she sees the words “<em>La La Land</em>” and reads them aloud. The envelope reads, "Actress in a Leading Role." The small gold type may have been hard to read — but no one could have imagined that the presenters would be handed the wrong envelope.
photo credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images

Envelope-gate at the Oscars! The Hollywood Reporter has a fun oral history, read it here.

Sunday, February 25, 2018

The Guessing Game

Wednesday morning, update #2: See the new cover here.

Monday morning update: A few additions:
Lisa Marie Presley: Apparently the $100 million she inherited from her father's estate is almost completely gone
The Bachelor: "I know what you did," said Caroline at the Women Tell All session, which aired last night, and now ABC is teasing something big. The finale airs a week from tonight, and if tradition holds, Arie and his new fiancee will be the main cover story on the issue that is posted next week (on Wednesday, March 7.) Will People tease the big story with a cover headline this week? Possibly
Duggars: One of the girls just had a baby, but please, People, PLEASE, don't put anyone from this wretched family on the cover
Heather Locklear: Arrested on suspicion of domestic violence
Bill Cosby: His daughter dies at age 44

Original post:
What will be on the cover of People this week? Just a few guesses:

Michelle Obama: Details about her memoir, to be published in November, have started to come out
Ivanka Trump: Represents the U.S. at the closing ceremony of the PyeongChang Olympic games
The teen-agers from Margery Stoneman Douglas High School: Making a real difference in the gun rights debate
Olympians: The games are over, some new stars are born
A Wrinkle In Time: The movie of the beloved book, starring Oprah, Reese Witherspoon and Mindy Kaling, opens a week from Friday
Oscars: The big show is a week from tonight, Jimmy Kimmel is hosting, they really don't want any screw-ups (remember "envelope-gate?")
Roseanne: The reboot premieres March 27
Meghan Markle: An anonymous blog written when she was an up-and-coming actress?
Monica Lewinsky: In a new essay for Vanity Fair, Lewinsky reflects on the scandal from 1998

Guns In Schools?




Wednesday, February 21, 2018

A Thousand Words


photo credit: Ricky Carioti/The Washington Post

Trump's talking points at his "listening session" today at the White House.

Jennifer Aniston

Issue dated March 5, 2018: Jennifer Aniston


My first guess was right and I admit I'm a little surprised. When Aniston's divorce was first announced I figured it would be the main cover story. Then the Florida shooting story, including the outrage and activism of the survivors, continued to grow throughout the week and I assumed it would be the main story, with Jennifer as a sidebar. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall as People editors made the final decision about which story to feature more prominently. It's also a bit unusual for there to be only two cover headlines and I'm surprised that so far, People has stayed away from any Olympic coverage, not to mention all the colorful personalities currently populating Donald Trump's universe.

Regarding Aniston, if it seems as if we've been down this road before, you're right. It was 13 years ago:

Issue dated January 24, 2005
Heartbreaker

Issue dated January 31, 2005
Going Their Own Way

Issue dated April 11, 2005
Signing Off

Issue dated August 15, 2005
Jen Tells All: How It All Fell Apart

October 13, 2005
More Than Friends

February 6, 2005
Jen Faces Her Future

There were also a bunch of "Brangelina" covers in 2005-2006, you can see them here.

Read the Guessing Game post here.

Last year at this time: Issue dated March 6, 2017

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Mittens Is Back! (But Where's Rafalca?)

Update #2: Jonathan Swan, at Axios, provides the backstory on why Trump endorsed Romney:

I've been calling people in the White House and sources close to Mitt Romney to find out the backstory behind the Trump endorsement of Romney.

What I've learned: Both sides agree Romney, who has a tumultuous history with Trump, didn't ask for an endorsement. A senior administration official told me the endorsement "is something the President wanted to do.  He proactively reached out and Mitt Romney happily accepted.”

A source close to Romney told me: 
“He didn’t ask. Hasn’t asked anyone outside of Utah."
— Source close to Romney

Between the lines: Trump didn't have much of a choice. Romney will almost certainly win, likely with minimal competition. 

So Trump had three choices: He could either endorse Romney, stay silent, or oppose the man he likes to say “choked like a dog” in the 2012 election. Either of the latter two options would have resulted in cable news blaring "Utah rejects Trump" headlines after an eventual Romney win. Now Trump can claim credit for Romney's victory, and be on the side of a winner.

This lines up with the smartest take I've heard so far, from a GOP source who knows Romney well and predicted this months ago:

“This was totally predictable.  The President who (usually) has good political instincts got ahead of any stories (which Press is dying to write) about a Romney victory (primary) being a repudiation of Trump, by endorsing him so now Trump can take credit for win and say it’s because he endorsed!"

Read the article here

Mid-morning update: CNN helpfully provides a few more of Donald's mean tweets about Mittens:



Original post

photo credit Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

During the 2012 presidential campaign, Mitt Romney took some heat for accepting Donald Trump's endorsement. How did it come about? After the election, Romney-watcher, reporter and fellow Mormon McKay Coppins laid it out in an article for Buzzfeed. He starts with this:

The Romney campaign obituaries that will litter the Internet over the coming days and weeks are bound to offer varied causes of death: tactical mistakes, candidate gaffes, shifting demographics, or some poisonous mix of bad luck and blunders.

But perhaps the campaign's most fatal mistake was its tortured, 16-month quest to win the affection of rank-and-file conservatives via their most boisterous mouthpiece — at the expense of almost everything else. (Yes, the boisterous mouthpiece is Trump.) 

...includes this:

Trump's appeal to the Republican base was undeniable, and, to many on Romney's staff, utterly perplexing. Among the savvy sophisticates who populated the campaign headquarters in Boston, Trump was viewed as a joke and a blowhard — an outrageous figure whose fixation on Obama's birth certificate was, at once, bizarre and off-putting, according to campaign sources. (Yes, the "joke and a blowhard" is Trump.)  

...and finishes with this: 

…another person close to Trump said the multimillionaire's view of Romney was and is relatively similar to how much of the Republican base views him.

"Trump was obviously always genuinely anti-Obama, but he bought into the idea that as a moderate, Romney had the best chance of beating Obama," the source said. "Given the choices he had, he thought Romney."

Would they stay in touch now that the election's over?

"Trump doesn’t like to be associated with failure," the source responded. "Trump's a winner. My guess is today he’s pretty disappointed." (Yes, the failure is Mitt Romney.) 

The rest of the article is interesting too, you can read it here.

When Trump himself ran in 2016, Mitt was one of his harshest critics, giving this speech, which by-the-way, IMHO, reflect's Mitt's real feelings about Trump:


Romney also insisted, in a tweet dated March 3, 2016, that if he had known how truly horrible Donald Trump really is, he would never have accepted the endorsement: 


Trump didn't like Mitt very much either, at that point: 



Then, to my surprise, Mitt's surprise and pretty much everyone else's surprise, The Donald was elected president. In his never-ending quest to obtain a government job, this time Secretary of State, Mitt set aside his real feelings and went to New York to kiss Trump's... ring. 

 
photo credit: Drew Angerer/Getty Images

Was this really just petty and vindictive Donald humiliating Romney for the bad things he said about Donald during the campaign? Many people think so, including me.  

Finally, last week Mittens announced he's running to be the junior senator from Utah. Trump initially wasn't thrilled, trying to convince 83-year-old incumbent Orrin Hatch to reconsider and run again. Now that it's official, Trump has endorsed Romney: 

Apparently Mitt no longer cares about the things Trump said about the KKK, Muslims, Mexicans and the disabled, because he happily accepted Trump's endorsement, again: 

In August, 2012, The Economist ran a cover story titled: "So Mitt, what do you really believe?" In the story, they pointed out that "nobody knows who this strange man really is." It's still true. 

Monday, February 19, 2018

Who Said It?




The Guessing Game

Wednesday morning update: See the new cover here.

Monday evening update: Fergie. Her artistic risk-taking with the National Anthem bombed at the NBA All Star game.

Original post:
What will be on the cover of People this week? The Florida school shooting will almost certainly be the main story, featuring the 17 victims and possibly the inspirational student survivors who are fighting for gun control. Other possibilities:

Jennifer Aniston: Divorcing 2nd husband Justin Theroux. If the shooting hadn't happened, this would be my best guess for the main cover story
Olympians: Including Adam Rippon, Nathan Chen, Chloe Kim and all the others
Amy Schumer: A surprise wedding
The Playboy model and/or the porn star: Stormy Daniels says she now feels free to tell her story; the New Yorker story about Karen McDougal upset Melania so much she wouldn't fly in the same helicopter with POTUS Friday afternoon
Melania: One of these days...
Evan Bass and Carly Waddell: The Bachelor In Paradise stars' first daughter was born
Mitt Romney: Mittens is back! He's running to be a senator from Utah
Bristol Palin: Husband Dakota Meyer files for divorce. Bristol scored a sidebar cover headline in the issue dated July 13, 2015, when she cancelled their planned wedding, then announced her pregnancy a few weeks later. After marrying in May, 2016, they're now getting a divorce after moving to Texas and having two children together

Sunday, February 18, 2018

When Did Trump Start Running For President?




Wow, is it possible that this tweet from POTUS isn't quite accurate?




A Thousand Words

With Melania and her marital "situation" back in the news this week-end, I'm re-posting this tweet:

Melting Down

This is one of several unhinged tweets the president has sent out in the last several hours:
And here's some of the reaction from my Twitter feed:








Friday, February 16, 2018

No Words




The President, The Porn Star And The Playboy Model

Update #4: Another reporter weighs in:
Update #3: It's that old bugaboo, "scheduling and logistics." According to Stephanie Grisham, the First Lady's communications director, "With her schedule, it was easier to meet him on the plane." I have to ask, what schedule, exactly? What exactly does Melania do all day long?

Update #2: I guess this explains it. POTUS went to Andrews via Marine One, Melania went via motorcade. It still feels off.


Friday afternoon update: No pictures of Melania allowed. Gee, is it possible the First Lady is once again upset with the cheater-in-chief?


And what's with "Melania's motorcade?" Can't the President and the First Lady travel from the White House together?

Original post:
This is the top story currently at People.com: "Donald Trump Reportedly Had 9-Month Affair With Playboy Model While Married to Melania: Read the Explosive Details" (You can read them here.)

The story is based on a new article at The New Yorker titled "Donald Trump, A Playboy Model and A System For Concealing Infidelity." The model in question is named Karen McDougal and she apparently took notes:

The interactions that McDougal outlines in the document share striking similarities with the stories of other women who claim to have had sexual relationships with Trump, or who have accused him of propositioning them for sex or sexually harassing them. McDougal describes their affair as entirely consensual. But her account provides a detailed look at how Trump and his allies used clandestine hotel-room meetings, payoffs, and complex legal agreements to keep affairs—sometimes multiple affairs he carried out simultaneously—out of the press.

Like Stormy Daniels, she was also apparently paid money to keep quiet: 

On November 4, 2016, four days before the election, the Wall Street Journal reported that American Media, Inc., the publisher of the National Enquirer, had paid a hundred and fifty thousand dollars for exclusive rights to McDougal’s story, which it never ran. Purchasing a story in order to bury it is a practice that many in the tabloid industry call “catch and kill.” This is a favorite tactic of the C.E.O. and chairman of A.M.I., David Pecker, who describes the President as “a personal friend.” As part of the agreement, A.M.I. consented to publish a regular aging-and-fitness column by McDougal. After Trump won the Presidency, however, A.M.I.’s promises largely went unfulfilled, according to McDougal. Last month, the Journal reported that Trump’s personal lawyer had negotiated a separate agreement just before the election with an adult-film actress named Stephanie Clifford, whose screen name is Stormy Daniels, which barred her from discussing her own affair with Trump. Since then, A.M.I. has repeatedly approached McDougal about extending her contract.

Read the article here

Stop The Presses?

When Brad and Angelina announced their divorce in September, 2016, People had just finalized a new issue with Michael Strahan on the cover. Would the Brangelina news have to wait a week? Nope. At the time the break-up announcement was like a nuclear bomb in pop culture, and People rushed out a new issue six days in advance:

Issue dated October 10, 2016
Inside Angelina Jolie's Heartbreaking Decision to Leave Brad Pitt: Divorce 'Is Not Something You Do Impulsively'| Divorced, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt

Now Jennifer Aniston has announced that her second marriage is over. Will her break-up with Justin Theroux get the same "Stop The Presses" treatment? Probably not, although it's almost certain to be the main cover story on the next issue, which would normally be posted Wednesday morning. If the new issue pops up early, I'll post it here.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Prayers, Heartbreak And $3,061,941 From The NRA

Update #2: I like this tweet from Jeff Greenfield, about what the president won't say about the Florida school shooting:

What will the president say in his remarks this morning? I really don't care.

Update: Senators Marco Rubio (Florida) and Joni Ernst (Iowa) also issued tweets about their prayers:


They've also accepted more than $3,000,000 each in contributions from the NRA. 

Original post:
I'm sure Ohio Senator Rob Portman was sincere when he sent out this tweet yesterday afternoon:
Presumably he was also delighted to receive more than $3,000,000 in contributions from the NRA over the course of his career in politics.

If you're wondering why we can't stop mass shootings in this country, this is why.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

This Day In History, 1962: Jackie's White House Tour




Something else happened on this day, in 2009: I started this blog! That's right, my first post was posted on February 14, 2009, titled, what else, "Starting my blog..." (Read it here.) The Blogger dashboard tells me I've written a total of 1265 posts, which averages out to 140 posts a year. When will it end? Who knows? For now, I love my blog!  

Sarah Jessica Parker

Issue dated February 26, 2018: Sarah Jessica Parker


I had SJP on the Guessing Game list but not because of her marriage. (The article at people.com is tied to her 20th wedding anniversary. She's also got a book coming out later this year.) I thought People might highlight the hissing and snarling between her and Kim Cattrall. This actually looks like a cover that was planned, is Cattrall fuming this morning, seeing her rival basking in the spotlight of a favorable People cover? Probably. 

Other than that, I completely struck out this week. No Olympians, no Hope Hicks or Porter ex-wives, no Omarosa. We do get another "Meghan and Harry" sidebar story, which will probably continue until the big day on May 19. Do I get half-credit for that?

See the Guessing Game post here.

Last year People was still featuring every little twitch of the Duggars; I'm very happy to report that they've stopped doing that.

Last year at this time: Issue dated February 27, 2017

Monday, February 12, 2018

Winter Olympics Or Kung Pao Beef?

Pyeongchang is a mountainous county 110 miles southeast of Seoul in South Korea, and the host of the 2018 Winter Olympics.
P.F. Chang’s is an Asian-inspired chain restaurant with 210 U.S. locations, including ones in Chicago, Lombard, Northbrook, Orland Park and Schaumburg. (From a story at the Chicago Tribune, read it here.)

I've Always Loved This Picture



Happy Birthday to Abraham Lincoln, born this day in 1809. 

Sunday, February 11, 2018

This Day In History, 1990: Mandela Walks Free




The Guessing Game

Wednesday morning update: See the new cover here.

Tuesday morning, update #2: The video I posted below is only a short snippet of Adam's interview with Mike Tirico. If I can find the whole thing I'll add it to this post.

Monday morning update: I mentioned the Olympians below but after watching the team figure skating event, I'm seeing an "a star is born" aura around skater Adam Rippon. First, he skated so well that there's been some fussing that his score was inappropriately low. Second, in his interview with host Mike Tirico he was charming and funny, so much so that video of it has now gone viral. (ESPN had some fun with words, saying Rippon displayed "authenticity without obfuscation, declaration instead of equivocation." Read it here.) Finally, as a gay man, Rippon had the guts to say that he had zero interest in meeting with our homophobic vice president. I bet Adam shows up on the cover of People, if not this week then soon. Here's the Tirico interview:
Original post:
What will be on the cover of People this week? My guesses:

Hope Hicks, Rob Porter, the two ex-wives, the ex-girlfriend and/or David Sorensen: Men behaving badly at the White House
Skiffington Holderness: Current husband of Porter's first wife. He's a tiny part of the story, but with a name like Skiffington Holderness he has to be on the list 
Omarosa: Says she'd never vote again for Trump again, not in a million years 
John Perry Barlow: Died February 7. Grateful Dead lyricist, internet pioneer, friend to JFK Jr. (he was on the island for the wedding,) I'm surprised his death hasn't gotten more attention
Olympians: Nathan Chen, Shaun White, Bradie Tennell, Red Gerard, the Shib Sibs, etc. Some familiar stars and some new names are doing their sporty thing in PyeongChang
Elton John: Cancels May concerts to attend the royal wedding. Who else is invited, the Obamas? Fergie? Ivanka?
Rob Delaney: His 2-year-old son died of brain cancer
Ginger Zee: Her 2nd son was born Friday
Kim Cattrall and/or Sarah Jessica Parker: A nasty feud
Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir: They were the B team of skating announcers in Sochi but their hilarious commentary and affectionate chemistry got them so much attention (and spectacular ratings) that they've been promoted to prime time

Note that after the new cover is posted, correct guesses will be highlighted in green. Why? Because I can.

Saturday, February 10, 2018

Help For Hope?

Mid-morning update: In case you were wondering how the president feels about all this, it's not Hope Hicks he's worried about:

Original post:
Former White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter didn't have a good week. He had to resign from his job, his reputation is ruined and the whole country knows that he couldn't qualify for a security clearance to work at the White House. Probably not a situation that would bring out the best in a violent wife-beater.

I don't particularly admire Hope Hicks but I'm sincere when I say that I fervently hope she's not getting beaten to a pulp this week-end.

Read the latest about this story here and here, and by-the-way, a second White House staffer, speechwriter David Sorensen, has also resigned due to domestic violence allegations. (A speechwriter named Sorensen? I did a little googling and as best as I can tell, he's no relation to Ted.)

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

The Best And The Brightest

Last August I posted this picture, noting that all the non-elected staffers in it are now gone from the Trump administration.

USA-TRUMP/BANNON

Today Twitter is having fun with another staff photo, in which all of the staff members are also now gone:

Image result for trump staff gorka, scaramucci, lewandowski manigault
photo credit: newyorker.com

Prior to today, I could have identified four out of the five individuals pictured, Sebastian Gorka, Omarosa, Anthony Scaramucci, and Corey Lewandowski. Unknown to me, and to a lot of other people, apparently, is the man standing between Omarosa and the Mooch. He's Rob Porter, and this morning he resigned from his West Wing position due to accusations of domestic violence by not one but two ex-wives. An interesting twist in the story is that Porter is said to be dating Communications Director Hope Hicks, who also is said to have dated Corey Lewandowski.

Read more about this story here, here and here

Just In Case He Thought He Was Fooling Anyone...

... with that ridiculous combover:



From Jonathan Chait at nymag.com:

It was the worst hair day of what has been a bad hair life. And it may seem cheap and low to mock Trump’s absurd efforts to conceal his hair loss. But Trump is a man obsessed with image in ways that go beyond the normal human concern with looking presentable. Image is Trump’s moral code. He dismisses his political rivals for being short. He sees his succession of wives as visual testament to his own status. He selects his Cabinet on the basis of their looking the part. He conscripts the military as a prop to bathe himself in an aura of presidential grandeur. (Read the article here.) 

Aly Raisman And The Gymnastics Scandal

Issue dated February 19, 2018: Aly Raisman


I've been thinking People might do a cover story about the gymnastics scandal, although it was Raisman's fellow Olympian McKayla Maroney on my January 22 Guessing Game post. Three items from this week's GG post got sidebar headlines, Kylie, This Is Us, and Natalie Wood, although, full disclosure, I had Robert Wagner, not Natalie, on the list. Milo's This Is Us co-star Chrissy Metz got the full cover treatment last year.

See this week's Guessing Game post here, and note that I've added a new feature (yes, I'm obsessed.) Guesses that actually make the cover will be highlighted in green.

Last year at this time: Issue dated February 20, 2017

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

This Day In History, 1952: The King Is Dead; This Day In History, 2018: Sixty-six Years On The Throne



I don't like to duplicate "This Day In History" posts, and I wrote about this last year (read it here,) but it's such a remarkable accomplishment I have to note it again. A little Queen fangirling from your blogger? Yes, no apologies.   

Plump, Be-wattled, With The Intellectual Horsepower Of A Toaster Oven

on February 2, 2018 in Washington, DC.
photo credit: Win McNamee/Getty Images North America

Rick Wilson is a conservative Republican and self-described "GOP media guy." He's not a fan of Donald Trump, and he has some fun with words in an otherwise serious article at The Daily Beast, calling the president a "statist abomination, a plump, be-wattled authoritarian-wannabe man-baby with the intellectual horsepower of a toaster oven." Wow.  

He says Trump's speech in Ohio yesterday was simpering, prissy, self-indulgent, sneering, sniggling and purse-lipped. Double wow. 

Read the article here.

Monday, February 5, 2018

What Dr. King Also Said



And just to be clear, he said it all in the same speech

Sunday, February 4, 2018

The Guessing Game

Monday afternoon, update #3: John Mahoney, who played Frasier's dad for 11 seasons, has died. The magazine closes tonight, so this news may not make it into this week's issue.

Monday morning, update #2: This Is Us, or one or more of its stars. Last night's Very Special Episode after the Super Bowl finally explained how Jack died.

Sunday afternoon update: Kylie Jenner announces that her daughter was born February 1.

Original post:
What will be on the cover of People this week? My guesses:

Tom Brady and/or Nick Foles: One of these guys will be the winning Super Bowl quarterback
The Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea: The Opening Ceremony is Friday night
Morgan Geyser: Sentenced to 40 years in a mental hospital for the Slender Man stabbing. Her friend Anissa Weier was sentenced to 25 years, also in a mental hospital, in December
Robert Wagner: Now considered a Person of Interest in the 1981 drowning death of his wife Natalie Wood
Justin Timberlake: Performing at the Super Bowl, 14 years after "Nipplegate"
Janet Jackson: Not invited to perform at the Super Bowl, 14 years after "Nipplegate"
Bekah Martinez: Currently a contestant on The Bachelor, she had been reported missing (It's a strange story, read about it here)
Steph Curry: His wife is pregnant with baby number three
Cardi B: Says she's not pregnant, just getting fat

Saturday, February 3, 2018

Trump's Hair And $1.50 A Week

Sunday afternoon update: Yes, Melania did go to Florida with the president, and they look as happy together as always.

photo credit: AP

Original post:


I don't care about the Rasmussen poll, I just like to snark about the hair, which is charmingly tousled in this picture. Recent pictures of the POTUS confirm my belief that he's not having much fun as president. 

And do you remember this picture? 
President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump attend a Super Bowl party at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Fla., Sunday, Feb. 5, 2017.

It's Donald and Melania "enjoying" the Super Bowl last year, and that was without any mean tabloid gossip about Donald and payouts to a porn star. Donald (and presumably Melania) are in Florida again this week-end, will they release another "having fun at our Super Bowl party" picture? Stay tuned. 

And one more thing. Really, Paul Ryan? $1.50 a week?  Not $1.50 an hour, $1.50 a week? Really? I can't post the actual tweet because the Speaker of the House deleted it, but screen shots live forever (and he casually doesn't mention that he got a $500,000 donation from the Koch family): 
How out-of-touch do you have to be to think that bragging about a $1.50/week tax cut is a good idea? 

Because I Have To...



And this is the tweet she's referring to:
We know, Donald. You meant to say "There" was no Collusion... 

David Axelrod weighed in too:
In my mind, these two tweets, from Wallace and Axelrod, sum up the situation concisely. What does Robert Mueller know and why is POTUS so freaked out about it? Of course, the answer to the second half of the question is contained in the first half. What Mueller knows, or probably knows or will know soon is exactly what the president is so freaked out about. He's not acting like a man with nothing to hide.