Monday, October 1, 2018

The Guessing Game - Updated

What will be on the cover of People this week? My guesses:

Gwyneth Paltrow: Married
Michelle Obama: Her book tour is selling out, the book comes out November 13. If not this week, I expect to see a Michelle cover soon
Kanye West: A Trump rant on Saturday Night Live
Melania: Her Africa trip starts today. Here's how The Guardian is covering it: The headline: "Melania Trump is off to teach Africa how to look after children - hopefully better than the U.S." The subheadline: "The first lady is jetting off to promote her 'Be Best' child welfare initiative, but there is no word on whether it promotes locking them in cages or allowing them to get shot." The first sentence: "Melania Trump has packed her bags and is heading far, far away from her husband." Yikes. Read it here
The Palins: Bristol's first episode of Teen Mom OG airs tonight, her son Tripp apparently danced on the kiddie version of Dancing With The Stars, Sarah's 2nd daughter Willow got married over the week-end and eldest son Track has been arrested for domestic violence again. Double yikes. As I'm writing at mid-morning on Monday, the lead story at People.com is "Willow Palin Marries After Brother's Arrest -- as Mom Sarah Calls Wedding the 'Happiest Day.'" Read the story here
Brett Kavanaugh and/or Dr. Christine Blasey Ford: The hearing on Thursday was big, big news; now an FBI investigation is underway
Cardi B: Surrendered to police regarding a fight at a strip club. More info here

Tuesday morning update: Bradley Cooper and/or Lady GaGa: Their remake of A Star Is Born opens Friday. Robert Redford and/or Sissy Spacek: Their movie, The Old Man & The Gun, officially opened last Friday.

Stories that appear on the new cover will be highlighted in green.

Wednesday morning update: See the new cover, featuring the stars of the new show The Connors, here.

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