Wednesday, May 28, 2014

The Guessing Game

What will be on the cover of People magazine this week? 

The Wedding: Two narcissistic twits got married in Italy this week-end and based on the obsessive coverage at people.com I'm assuming that will be the main cover story. As I write this on Monday morning, the website currently has a "Breaking" banner announcing an "exclusive" picture: "Kanye smiles sweetly at his bride, Kim." Really, this whole thing could be a sign that the apocalypse is upon us.

Tuesday Morning Update: There were a few other lower-tier celebrity weddings recently: Lisa Edelstein (Cuddy on House,) Lisa Niemi (widow of Patrick Swayze) and Christopher Lawford (a Kennedy, an actor and author) also got married over the week-end.

Two "real-life" stories might rate the cover if it weren't for the tsunami of Kimye coverage: Edward Snowden's interview with NBC News and the shooting at UC Santa Barbara.

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