The Guessing Game

After all the fuss about the April Vogue cover, what will People go with this week? Is the Kimye buzz enough to get them a People cover as well? I really, really, really hope not. Other possibilities:

• Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: engaged and now expecting. How does Demi feel about all this? 
• Most Beautiful: People's website has been featuring pictures of attractive non-celebrities, which may be a clue that they're getting ready for their annual Most Beautiful issue
• Gloria Steinem: turning 80

I'm still expecting a royal cover one of these days, tied either to Harry and Cressy or Will and Kate's trip to Australia and New Zealand. A DWTS cover, featuring some or all of the current contestants, is also a possibility.

That's it for now; maybe People will surprise me with something completely unexpected.

Tuesday afternoon update: A couple more possibilities. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have separated, and L'Wren Scott's funeral was held in Los Angeles.