Tomorrow's People Cover

Time to play the Tuesday afternoon game: Who/what will be on the cover of the next People magazine? Here are my guesses:

• Bethany Frankel: Her divorce is nasty and she has a talk show starting in September. 
• Simon Cowell: Simon was one of the secondary cover stories last week, but his married-baby-mama scandal is so juicy I still think it could be a main cover story. 
• Hannah Anderson: Even though she's happily now been found, a "missing white girl" story is manna from heaven for the tabloids. 
• Longshot: The group Powerball winners 

Wednesday morning update: the new cover isn't posted yet and I thought of one more possibility for the cover story: Usher, his son and his ex-wife, with a story about the son's swimming pool accident and the ensuing custody battle.