Harry: Yes, Snooki: No.

And this is a good thing. Updating my "Things I Don't Care About" post from Sunday, People magazine did indeed put Prince Harry on the cover, the second young royals cover in a row, with a headline proclaiming him to be "The Naughty Prince!" No sign of Snooki and her new baby, and no Mitt Romney or Lance Armstrong, which were my other two guesses. (Neil Armstrong, Taylor Swift and Bachelorette Emily Maynard are the secondary cover stories.) People does love baby stories, so Snooki could still show up on the cover in the next few weeks, proudly showing off her son, or a few weeks after that in a bikini with a "Body After Baby" headline, which is one of People's favorite lines. Still, for the moment she's nowhere to be seen, at least on the cover and for that, I'm cheering.