Tuesday, July 31, 2018

The Guessing Game - Updated

What will be on the cover of People this week? My guesses:

Demi Lovato: Hospitalized for an overdose. It happened a week ago, just past the Monday night deadline for last week's issue. There have been so many stories about this at people.com that I can't imagine what's left to write about, but it's a possibility
Karlie Kloss: The supermodel is engaged to Joshua Kushner, brother of Jared Kushner
Meghan: She turns 37 this Saturday
Thomas Markle: Around the time of the wedding I had some sympathy for Meghan's father, because it can't be easy to be in the center of a huge media story, but now he just looks pathetic and desperate
Duggar family: Another one is engaged
Les Moonves: The Chairman of CBS is accused of sexual misconduct
Carole Radziwill: Leaving Real Housewives of New York
Omarosa: Her book comes out Aug. 14; the publisher claims it is "explosive and jaw-dropping." If it really is it will be a big deal, but I assume she signed one or more NDAs during her association with Donald Trump, so how truthful can she be? 
Michelle Williams: A secret wedding
Nikki Bella: Cancels her wedding to John Cena, again
Mollie Tibbetts: Missing Attractive White Woman
Don Jr. and/or Kimberly Guilfoyle: Rumors that they're getting engaged as soon as his divorce is final
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas: Engaged after a very short courtship, he's 11 years younger than she is
Nacho!: Would People feature our favorite Argentine polo player? They might. He certainly has cover boy looks and there are cute videos of him with Harry and Meghan
Alex Trebek: Thinking about retiring
Ivanka Trump: She's closing her business; apparently her father has "joked" that he could have had Tom Brady as a son-in-law, did Ivanka and Tom date at some point? (The Mooch says yes, read about it here.)
Grocery Joe, Jordan the obnoxious model, Colton the virgin, etc: Things got pretty wild on the Men Tell All show last night. If tradition holds, next week's cover will feature Becca and her new fiance as the main cover story, but I could see a sidebar story for these guys this week

Stories that appear on the cover of this week's issue will be highlighted in green.

Wednesday morning update: See the new cover, with Demi Lovato as the main story, here.

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