The GOP Debate Drinking Game: Consider Switching To Tab

In anticipation of tonight's big debate, Time.com has a fun drinking game on their home page. You can read the whole thing here; it starts with this:

This one is going to hurt

Debate drinking games are usually manageable affairs. The debates only last 90-minutes, they end when it’s late and you can sleep it all off.

This time is harder. There’s a Happy Hour intro, with the minor candidates at 5 p.m. EST, followed by two hours to dry out, followed by a two hour blitz to the bitter end starting at 9 p.m. EST. So beware. Be cautious. Drink responsibly, and only if you are at least 21 years old. Walk home. Or consider switching to Tab.

With the tidal wave of pre-debate coverage currently swamping the internet, why is this the article I chose to copy and link to? Because of the Tab, of course.