Monday, August 10, 2015

Finally Married

Why Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Decided to Tie the Knot: 'The Timing Was Finally Right'

New bride Jennifer Aniston gets the cover this week, no surprise, although not in her wedding gown. That has me wondering what, exactly, is pictured in People's "Exclusive Photos." Do they have actual pictures of the bride and groom? I'm assuming that if they did have official wedding day pictures, one of them would be on the cover, so I'm not expecting much from the so-called exclusive photos.

Now that the wedding has actually happened, I can't resist taking a snarky look back at some of the "Jennifer's Finally Married" tabloid covers from the last three years. Any guesses for how long it takes before we see a "Baby Joy" cover? If you do see one, remind yourself that Aniston is now 46. The first time she's spotted wearing a loose or billowing dress won't be actual proof of a pregnancy.

March 2012


January, 2013
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March 2013


August 2014


July 2015 (Note: this looks current, but it was published in July, several weeks before the wedding on August 5.)

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