Every time I tell myself I'm going to stop blogging about the Kardashians, something comes along that's so outrageous, annoying or just plain hilarious that I have to take to the blog and start typing. Right now it's the picture above, which is making the rounds on the internet, and the story below, by Charlotte Alter at time.com.
This picture is worth a thousand words.
Nobody would argue that Kim Kardashian is an everywoman, but this picture proves she’s certainly trying to be every type of woman at the same time.
The stroller says “I’m a mommy,” but her boobs say “I’m a sex goddess.” Her silver eyeliner says “I’m a party animal,” while her nude lipstick says “I’m a natural beauty.” Her retro blowout says “I’m pulled together” while her blazer, well, isn’t. But above all, her shoulder pads say “I’m a professional,” which she most certainly is. (Kardashian’s estimated worth is $45 million.)
Baby + boobs + beauty + blowout + blazer = BOOM. Kim Kardashian is having it all, at one time, in one picture.
Three cheers for Kim Kardashian, the Mrs. Potato Head of modern womanhood.
I really do wonder what goes on in Mrs. West's head. I'm also beginning to wonder what it's really like to be married to Kanye West. He's just informed the world that they spent 4 days on their honeymoon working on their "kiss" picture, because "Kim's so important to the internet," yet he's also got her strutting around in one outrageous outfit after another, looking so bootylicious and boobtastic that no one with a brain could possibly take her seriously.
Right now all appears to be well with Kimye but if (when) things fall apart, which they almost certainly will, it will be one for the ages. In the meantime, the L.A. Times dishes the dirt about the kiss picture, the honeymoon and why Annie Leibovitz bailed on taking their wedding pictures.
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