The Guessing Game

What will be on the cover of People magazine this week? 

There's a lot going on in pop culture; I actually have no idea what People's editors will choose to put on the cover this week. Possibilities, in no particular order:

Tracy Morgan: Critically injured in a car accident
Amy Van Dyken: Severed her spine in an ATV accident
Paul McCartney: Postpones his USA tour for health reasons
Jennifer Lopez: Split from her much-younger boyfriend; isn't singing at the World Cup in Brazil
Queen Elizabeth: Attended D-Day commemorations at the age of 88
Khloé Kardashian: Pregnant with #3
Melanie Griffith/Antonio Bandaras: Melanie files for divorce
"Slender Man" Attack Victim: 12-year-old girl repeatedly stabbed by two friends
Emily Maynard: Former Bachelorette, married
Audra McDonald: Wins a record 6th Tony Award
Sandra Bullock: Intruder breaks into her house
Halle Berry: Settles custody dispute with ex-boyfriend; ordered to pay $16,000 per month in child support
David Beckham/Prince William: Teaming up to save wildlife
Hayden Panettiere: Pregnant
Ginger Zee: Good Morning, America's meteorologist got married

There's also almost certain to be some kind of 20-years-later coverage of the O.J. Simpson murder trial, if not this week then soon. Thursday, June 12th is the anniversary of the actual murders; the famous televised Bronco chase took place on the 17th.

Update: Olympic gold medalist Charlie White is engaged.