Monday, February 24, 2020

The Guessing Game - Updated/Melissa McCarthy

What will be on the cover of People this week? My guesses, in no particular order:

Vanessa Bryant: An emotional eulogy for husband Kobe and daughter Gigi at today's public memorial 
Ben Affleck: His new movie, The Way Back, opens March 6
Ryan Newman: A horrific crash at Daytona, his injuries were not as severe as originally feared. He had separated from wife just a few days before
Friends: A one-time reunion show will happen on HBO in May. It's probably not a coincidence that the show is happening just as all 236 Friends episodes begin streaming on HBO.
Carrie Underwood: Her new health and fitness book, titled Find Your Path, comes out next week
Katherine Johnson: The NASA mathematician, featured in the movie Hidden Figures, died at age 101
Harry & Meghan: They won't be able to use the word "royal" in any of their marketing projects, and presumably will have to rebrand the Sussex Royal website as well. They put a stern statement on their website; it appears that the "Megxit" is not going as smoothly as everyone might have hoped. (Read the statement here)
The Cast of Modern Family: They filmed the final episode after 11 years
"Blanket": Michael Jackson's son celebrates his 18th birthday. Did you know he changed his name to Bigi in 2015? Me neither. Read more here.
B. Smith: The lifestyle guru died at 70
Harvey Weinstein: Found guilty on two counts
Tracy Walder: Walder, an Attractive Blonde Woman, was a CIA spy; she's now written a book and an ABC show is in the works. (Read more here)

The Unexpected Spy

Stories that appear on the new cover will be highlighted in green.

Update on Wednesday morning:

Issue dated March 9, 2020: Melissa McCarthy
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It's Melissa McCarthy this week, her 4th main cover story in about 4 1/2 years. This one is tied to her turn as host and executive producer of NBC's Little Big Shots. McCarthy is an attractive woman and a great actress, but she's also different in one specific way from most of Hollywood's female stars, and People's headline writers just can't stop themselves from referring to it. "Be yourself," "feeling great," "making her own rules" and "succeeding in Hollywood on her own terms" are all creative (and annoying) ways of drawing attention to her size without actually using the word "fat." Wouldn't it be great if the headlines could just highlight her talent?

This is the first cover this year that does not include a headline about the royal family.

Here are Melissa McCarthy's previous covers:

Issue dated May 21, 2018
Melissa McCarthy on the latest cover of PEOPLE

Issue dated June 22, 2015
Melissa McCarthy Talks Spy and New Clothing Line

Issue dated July 7, 2014
Melissa McCarthy's Emotional Interview: Finding Love, Coping with Critics and Becoming a Star รข€“ Her Way

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