The Guessing Game - Updated

What will be on the cover of People this week? My guesses:

The Porn Star and the Playboy model: I've had both of them on the Guessing Game list before, now with Stormy's 60 Minutes interview tonight and Karen McDougal's on CNN this past Thursday, the spotlight is getting brighter on both of them. Another possibility is Summer Zervos, the former Apprentice contestant who is suing the president for defamation
Meghan Markle: People is milking her story for all it's worth, turning a bland comment about baby products into a "major royal baby hint," as if the fact that Meghan and Harry will at some point have children is some kind of surprise and not just the natural order of things. (The story that accompanied the headline was actually pretty bland, including the "no kidding" statement that Meghan is "already thinking about her own royal baby." Read it here.)
Emma Gonzales and/or Sam Fuentes: And all the young people who Marched For Their Lives yesterday
Sister Jean: The Loyola-Chicago Ramblers are this year's March Madness Cinderella team, now heading to the Final Four; 98-year-old nun Sister Jean is their chaplain and good luck charm
The Sharp family: An American family of four, vacationing in Mexico, died from toxic fumes in their rented condo
The Americans: The Cold War-era spy show returns for its final season
Charlotte Casiraghi: Engaged. She's the granddaughter of Princess Grace and the daughter of Princess Caroline of Monaco. This one's a stretch, but People does like royal engagement stories

Note: I've made a slight change to the way I post updates. Up until now, I've posted them at the top of a post, so the most recent item is at the top. Looking over old posts, however, it's clear that that can be confusing. So now updates will be posted at the bottom. I'll put an "Updated" note in the title of the post.

Sunday night update: Star Jones: Got married over the week-end

Tuesday morning, update #2: Beyonce. Someone bit her???

Wednesday morning, update #3: See the new cover here.