The Guessing Game

See the new cover here.

Monday afternoon, update #3: A few more possibilities: Hubert de Givenchy, Audrey Hepburn's favorite designer, has died at age 91; Betsy DeVos, the secretary of education gave a disastrous interview on 60 Minutes; and CNN anchor Erin Burnett is expecting baby #3 at age 41. Note that the cover is usually finalized on Monday night, so if anything cover-worthy happens tomorrow it will have to wait for next week's issue. Oh, and one more thing: Bachelor/Bachelor In Paradise/Bachelor Winter Games alum Ashley Iaconnetti has broken up with whoever it was that she was involved with.

Monday morning, update #2: Tim McGraw, who collapsed due to dehydration during a concert in Ireland, and Cameron Diaz, who may or may not have "retired" from acting. (Vanity Fair has the scoop, here.)

Sunday evening update: O.J. Simpson. His "If I did it..." interview from (I think) 2006 airs tonight on Fox.

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What will be on the cover of People this week? I've got a whole bunch of all-over-the-place guesses:

Meghan Markle: Baptized into the Church of England, making her first public appearance with the Queen on Monday
Stormy Daniels: Suing the president. Gradually her story is coming out, does anyone seriously believe that Donald Trump didn't have an affair with her?
Melania: What is she thinking, about anything? I keep putting her on the list, People continues to ignore her
Becca Kufrin: The new Bachelorette
Adam Rippon: Meets Reese Witherspoon, will he dance on Dancing With The Stars?
Timeless: The NBC show that was cancelled, then uncancelled, returns Sunday night
American Idol: Also returning Sunday night, now on ABC
Colin Firth: His wife had an affair, now the man is stalking them. (Read the story here)
Princess Madeleine of Sweden: Gives birth to baby #3
Michelle Obama: A cute meeting with a small girl who liked the Smithsonian painting, will she and Barack produce videos for Netflix?
True Crime: Stand-off at a veterans home in California ends with the gunman and three hostages dead
Camilla: Will she be Queen when Charles accedes to the throne? British tea-leaves readers think it's possible
Mallory Ortberg: The Toast co-founder and current "Dear Prudence" advice columnist announces she's transitioning female-to-male
Scott Baio: His wife has a brain disease