Tuesday, February 7, 2017

The Guessing Game

Thursday afternoon update: Since I wrote this post it's been confirmed that Amal Clooney is indeed in the family way, with twins no less and due in June.

Original post:
For the first time in a while, I'm pondering what might be the cover story on the new issue of People. My best guess is the newly-enceinte Beyonce, which is actually one of those things I don't care about, but based on the fuss Bey's announcement stirred up, lots of other people do.

Other possibilities, in no particular order:

Tom Brady and Giselle: Most exciting Super Bowl ever
Corinne Olympios: Causing trouble on The Bachelor
Jamie Lynn Spears: Her daughter's ATV accident
Melissa McCarthy: Sends up presidential press secretary Sean Spicer
Kellyanne Conway: The face of the Trump administration, with a troubling disregard for the truth
Amal Clooney: There are rumors that she's pregnant but I haven't seen an official announcement
Meghan Markle: Prince Harry's girlfriend, wearing a bracelet that either is or is not in the shape of an H
Duggars: One of the daughters had another baby
Christie Brinkley: In Sports Illustrated, in a bikini, at age 63
The Obamas: Their new life, and that cool Richard Branson video
The Trumps: Specifically the Trump women, Melania, Ivanka, Tiffany, Ivana and Marla, or some combination thereof. In particular I assume that Melania and or Ivanka will show up on the cover before too long.

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