Friday, March 27, 2015

Sex, Money And Knee-High Boots

Sunday morning update: There's been lots to read this week about Pretty Woman, celebrating the charms of Julia Roberts and all those clothes, slamming the movie for glorifying prostitution, etc. My fave observation, so far at least, comes from Stephanie Merry at the Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch:

Although Fifty Shades of Grey is supposed to be Twilight fan fiction, the similarities between the erotic tale and Pretty Woman are striking.

In both stories, a man and woman are united by a contract; the man tries to transform the woman by drawing her into his world, while the woman sets about softening the sharp edges of the cold-hearted millionaire.

He lavishes her with gifts, including fancy clothes, nice meals, rides on private planes and/or helicopters. Sexy baths ensue, but it’s not enough. She leaves because she wants more than what he has to offer — except that he ultimately wins her over.

Coincidence?

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Did you know that Pretty Woman is now 25 years old? If you're at all plugged into pop culture you could hardly not, because retrospectives have been everywhere this week. The article I enjoyed the most is at Talking Points Memo, which is usually a political blog. Today they've got a two-part "cultural history" of the movie and it's fascinating. The first part, "How Pretty Woman Became A Classic" is not that different from many other articles about the film. It was originally a lot darker, with no happy ending; Disney and director Garry Marshall softened it down and romanced it up, turning it into a romcom; Julia Roberts steals the show and becomes a star, etc. No big news there.

Much more fun is the second half, titled "Pretty Style, A Fashion Analysis." It was written, interestingly, by two men, Tom Fitzgerald and Lorenzo Marquez, and it starts with this:

Pretty Woman may be known for its rags-to-riches romance and launching Julia Roberts’ career, but there’s another aspect that’s proved to be just as influential: the costumes by Marilyn Vance. Not only do they continue to influence fashion to this day, they also tell a story of class boundaries, emotional repression and gender expectations, through the use of color (or lack thereof), the skill of accessorizing, and the deployment of menswear detailing to evoke power or self-actualization.

No, really.

Read it here, then go watch the movie again. You'll never look at black lace, white gloves and yes, thigh-high boots the same way again. 

The GOP Nominee: Another Point Of View

Blog readers know that I am intrigued and fascinated by the scramble currently underway by Republican politicians who want to be president. I've been reading, quoting and linking to two bloggers in particular: Chris Cillizza at the Washington Post, a political reporter, and Jonathan Bernstein at Bloomberg View, a political scientist. They're both keeping a close eye on the proceedings and periodically issue "who's up/who's down" lists of where the various politicians stand on any given day. Now I'm going to add a third opinion.

Charles Krauthammer is a columnist at the Washington Post and unlike Cillizza and Bernstein, who write from an objective point-of-view, he's a conservative and he writes as a conservative. In his column today he lays out his first look at what he calls the GOP racing form. All three of these observers have Bush, Rubio and Walker as their top three. From there they disagree somewhat about the viability and standing of the other potential candidates. Here's Krauthammer's full list, grouped into a first tier, second tier and longer shots and with odds of winning the nomination:

First Tier
Marco Rubio, 3-1
Jeb Bush 7-2
Scott Walker 4-1

Second Tier
Chris Christie 12-1
Ted Cruz 15-1
Mike Huckabee 15-1
Rand Paul 30-1

Longer Shots
Carly Fiorina 50-1
Dr. Ben Carson, odds of winning: none.

What about Bobby Jindal, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum and John Kasich? Krauthammer says they're "still below the radar. If they surface, they'll be featured in the next racing form."

Read the entire article here.

Days until Election Day: 591

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Things I Don't Care About

Something about One Direction...

Britney Spears

Wednesday afternoon update: When I write about People magazine cover stories I frequently group them in categories, like Dead Celebrity, Dead Blonde Woman or True Crime. Now I'm discerning a potential new category, Singer Plus Two Kids. The February 2 Jennifer Lopez cover story sure looks a lot like this week's new issue. (The [super]star opens up... ) To ponder: who made the decision that Jennifer Lopez is a "star," while Britney Spears is a "superstar"?)

Issue dated February 2, 2015
Jennifer Lopez tells PEOPLE 'I Still Believe in the Fairy Tale'

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Issue dated April 6, 2015
Britney Spears

Really? This is one of those cover stories that I didn't predict, (thinking about it yesterday I figured it would be Angelina Jolie and her latest health problems,) and more than that, I can't figure out why it's there. Britney Spears? I have no idea why she's considered topical this week. She has a hit show in Las Vegas that's been in place since 2013 and the only thing a quick Google search turned up about that is that her hair extensions recently fell out on stage.

Celine Dion, a cute dog, Easy Easter Recipes and a Dead Blonde Woman round out the cover stories this week.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Top 25 Destinations

According to the TripAdvisor Travellers Choice Awards for Destinations, these are the world's top 25 cool places to visit in 2015:

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  1. Marrakech, Morocco
  2. Siem Reap, Cambodia
  3. Istanbul, Turkey
  4. Hanoi, Vietnam
  5. Prague, Czech Republic
  6. London, England
  7. Rome, Italy
  8. Buenos Aires, Argentina
  9. Paris, France
  10. Cape Town, South Africa
  11. New York City, U.S.A.
  12. Zermatt, Switzerland
  13. Barcelona, Spain
  14. Cappadocia, Turkey
  15. Ubud, Bali
  16. Cusco, Peru
  17. St. Petersburg, Russia
  18. Bangkok, Thailand
  19. Kathmandu, Nepal
  20. Athens, Greece
  21. Budapest, Hungary
  22. Queenstown, New Zealand
  23. Honk Kong 
  24. Dubai, United Arab Emirates
  25. Sydney, Australia, pictured above
I've visited seven of them: London, Rome, Paris, New York, Hong Kong, Dubai and Sydney. If I was getting ready to hit the road again, I think New Zealand, Bali and St. Petersburg would be my next choices. Where do you want to go? 

Sunday, March 22, 2015

And They're Off

Monday night update:


Blog readers know I'm not a fan of Sarah Palin and I don't see a lot to admire in Ted Cruz either. He did indeed officially enter the presidential race and predictably, social media went wild. Twitter had a lot of fun with #TedCruzCampaignSlogans, and apparently his far-right ideology reminds some people of Palin. Neither one of them has a realistic chance of becoming president.

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It looks like Senator Ted Cruz, who represents Texas, will be the first Republican to officially declare himself a candidate for president, during an appearance tomorrow at Liberty University. As explained by Jonathan Bernstein in a post on January 23, Cruz isn't a top tier candidate and almost certainly won't win the Republican nomination:

...[T]hree senators who appear to be viable nominees, but almost certainly aren't: Rand Paul, Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham. Paul falls short because he’s not in the party mainstream on policy. Cruz isn’t a viable nominee because large groups of party actors dislike and don’t trust him. And Graham reminds me of previous campaigns by Richard Lugar, Orrin Hatch and Fritz Hollings: Some senators seem to enter the presidential game but aren’t really playing at that level. (Read the entire post here.)

I'm moving Senator Cruz to a new "Declared Candidates" category on my master list. I'm also deleting two governors, Sam Brownback (Kansas) and Rick Snyder (Michigan.) In 2014 I had seen their names mentioned, in a very tentative way, as potential candidates, but after more than a year of observing the "invisible primary" it's clear neither man is doing the behind-the-scenes prep work required of anyone who is really running for president. Who's not on my list, and never will be? Donald Trump and Sarah Palin. 

Declared Candidates
Ted Cruz (March 23) 

Possible Republican Candidates
Jeb Bush
Dr. Ben Carson
Chris Christie
Mike Huckabee
Bobby Jindall
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Pence
Rick Perry
Marco Rubio
Rick Santorum
Scott Walker

Late Adds on December 22
Carly Fiorina
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki

Officially Not Running
Rob Portman (Dec 2)
Paul Ryan (Jan 12)
Mitt Romney (Jan 30)

Days until election day: 596

Friday, March 20, 2015

Bernstein's Top Ten

Jonathan Bernstein is out with an updated GOP candidate list, broken down into three tiers:

As we move into spring, the Republican contest hasn't changed much since Mitt Romney dropped out.  I still see a candidate first tier of Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio and Scott Walker; a second tier of Mike Huckabee, John Kasich and Mike Pence; and a bottom tier of Chris Christie, Bobby Jindal, Rick Perry and Rick Santorum. Ben Carson and the rest (including Rand Paul) aren’t viable nominees. 

Read the whole post here

Days until election day: 598

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Bruce, Again

Issue dated March 30, 2015
Bruce Jenner's Transition Has Been Difficult for Kardashians

Bruce gets another cover, although it looks like the story is about all his various offspring and how they're adjusting to his transition. It's interesting, although there's been a tidal wave of coverage of Bruce's transition to female over the last few weeks, with much of the media treating it as a done deal. there hasn't been any kind of official announcement from Bruce himself, which at one point had me wondering if the whole thing was more rumor than actual fact. On the other hand, as far as I know, neither Bruce nor anyone representing him has denied the stories either. There was talk of an E! reality show focused on Bruce and an interview with Diane Sawyer, but so far neither of those things has happened, possibly because he's more focused on possible legal jeopardy from his car accident a few weeks ago. I admit I'm watching to see how this whole thing turns out.

More About The Royal Visit

Obama is the sixth American president to entertain the Royal, who has visited the US on 23 separate occasions, during his royal career and is unlikely to be the last

The royal visit appears to be going well; today Charles and Camilla stopped by the White House to visit President Obama and Vice President Biden. Where's the first lady? She's on an official visit to Japan right now.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

A Different Royal Visit

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Prince Charles, His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, future king of England and a few other places, is visiting the U.S. this week, along with his second wife, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall. There's some press coverage of the visit and the royal couple will be meeting with the president, but overall it's a low-key visit by a stately sixty-something couple that most Americans apparently aren't very interested in.

It's quite a contrast to the hysteria that took over the colonies 30 years ago when Charles and his first wife, Princess Diana, made their first, and as far as I can remember, only official visit to America as a couple in November, 1985. It was front-page news across the media spectrum and an invitation to one of the events in their honor was the hottest ticket in town. From the Oct 28, 1985 issue of Newsweek, shown above:

Socialites are offering big political contributions-and past GOP donors are reminding the White House of theirs. Senators are calling in old favors. And everyone is checking the mail for an invitation to meet the Prince and Princess of Wales during their three-day visit to Washington next month. Those who aren't invited lose more than a chance to see the future king and queen; in Washington - where the only side that matters is the inside - they will be left out. "The royal visit is going to separate the social chic from the social goats," purrs gossip columnist Diana McClellan. "People are absolutely frantic for this one." 

It was at the White House dinner in their honor that Diana danced her famous dance with John Travolta.

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It all seems like ancient history now. Charles was 36, Diana was 24 and Prince William was just 3 years old. At the time the tragic future to come would have been considered unthinkable, much less the notion that Charles would someday be married to Camilla. There were a few hints that all was not well in the fairy tale marriage, but at that point nobody took them seriously. From Newsweek again:

...[L]ately there's been talk that Diana's fairy tale has turned into a soap opera. The image now is of trouble in paradise, of stormy rows and sullen sulks, of what one British gossip columnist calls "'Dallas' at the palace." Suddenly it's fashionable to wonder "how happy" she and Prince Charles really are. The rumors are alternately ludicrous, spiteful and unseemly - in short they make for the most delicious gossip imaginable. 

At the time everyone was confident that nothing could interfere with the future that was meant to be. The article ends with this: 

The more pessimistic of the gossips hint darkly that such trials will eventually prove to be more than the Princess of Wales can take - and that one day she will simply say "The hell with it" and bolt. To say that such a prospect is not likely is to put it mildly, indeed. Diana's devotion to her children aside, the Waleses certainly don't act like a couple in trouble. Not too long ago Diana earned a stern glance from the queen for giggling in public when "God Save the Queen" was being played. Actually it was Prince Charles's fault. Right after the band started playing, he leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Darling, they're playing our song." 

If only.