Tuesday, May 19, 2020

The Guessing Game/The Queen

What will be on the cover of People this week? My guesses, in no
particular order:

Fred Willard and/or Phyllis George: Dead celebrities
Mary Kate Olson: Trying to get a divorce in France
Harry and Meghan: Today (Tuesday, May 19,) is their 2nd anniversary
Ryan Seacrest: Didn't have a stroke during the livestream of American Idol. Another possibility is Just Sam, the surprise winner
Nick Cordero: After several weeks in a coma, the Broadway star has started to wake up
Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox: Divorcing
Chris and Bri: The winners of the latest Bachelor franchise show, Listen To Your Heart
Tiffany Trump: The "invisible" daughter graduated from law school
Tanner and Jade: The Bachelor In Paradise couple is expecting baby #3
Annie Glenn: The widow of astronaut John Glenn has died of COVID-19 at age 100. That leaves Rene Carpenter, former wife of astronaut Scott Carpenter, as the only surviving wife of the original seven Mercury astronauts

Stories that appear on the new cover will be highlighted in green.

Update: No Harry and Meghan this week, instead we get Harry's granny, looking wonderful in a pink jacket and a very cool hat:

Issue dated June 1, 2020: Queen Elizabeth II
Image

People doesn't usually feature nonagenarians on the cover but clearly this woman is special. Wouldn't you love to know what she really thinks, about anything? Me too.

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