Showing posts with label Archie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Archie. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Valerie Bertinelli (Not In A Bikini)

In 2009, Valerie Bertinelli lost 50 pounds following the Jenny Craig program, for which she was a paid endorser. She celebrated by posing in a bikini on the cover of People:

Issue dated April 6, 2009
'I Can't Believe I Did It!'


A few weeks later, Melissa Joan Hart was featured in an almost identical cover, celebrating the same accomplishment:

Issue dated June 8, 2009
Melissa Joan Hart Reveals Her Bikini Body | PEOPLE.com


That prompted me to write this, in a post dated June 1, 2009:

Do we really need this many cover stories about B-, C-, or D-list actresses who lost weight and are now posing in bikinis? To refresh your memory, the cover story for People's April 6 issue was a picture of Valerie Bertinelli in a bikini, with a headline that said "Bikini Body at 48." My thought at the time was "Is this really the most intriguing thing happening in the world of celebrities this week?" That issue must have really sold well because this week's cover is almost identical. It's a picture of Melissa Joan Hart (who???) in a bikini, with this headline "How I lost 42 pounds". There's also a "before" picture that the sub-headline describes as horrifying. Would you like to guess what her horrifying "before" weight was? 250 pounds? 185 pounds? No, her horrifyingly fat pre-diet weight was 155 pounds. (Read the entire post here.)

By 2014 Bertinelli was visually larger than she had been in the bikini picture; predictably there was some criticism (or as she says, shaming) and in an interview on The Talk, Valerie pushed back:

Valerie Bertinelli has no problem admitting that she has gained back some of the 40 pounds she famously lost on Jenny Craig in 2012, but says she shouldn't be publicly shamed for it.

The actress candidly discussed her fluctuating waistline on "The Talk" Wednesday, after recent photos from the set of her sitcom, "Hot in Cleveland," highlighted her curvier figure.

"Because I broke my foot three months ago and I've not been able to work out, the weight starts to creep up," she told the co-hosts. "Then, I started thinking, 'Why do I feel so much shame?' Because the cameras are on me? Because the paparazzi can't wait to get a picture of me looking like I've gained a few pounds. It's like, we have to take the shame out of it."
(From ABC News, read more here.)

I agree that women shouldn't be shamed or criticized for their weight, in fact I wish everyone would stop talking about women's bodies all together, regardless of their weight or their size. At the time I was struck by the irony and in a blog post titled "A message for Valerie Bertinelli," I said this:

One way to "take the shame out of gaining weight" is to stop glorifying women who lose weight. Exhibit A: People's cover story from April, 6, 2009.

Now Valerie's back, on the cover of last week's issue, this time fully clothed:

Issue dated May 25, 2020: Valerie BertinelliImage

The article at people.com, linked-to above, starts with this:

When Valerie Bertinelli put on a green bikini to pose for the PEOPLE cover in 2009, it was the first time she had worn a bikini in almost 30 years.

She was about to turn 49, and after nine months on the Jenny Craig diet, for which she was a spokesperson, and countless stomach crunches, she had lost more than 40 lbs. "There's a lot of pride and a lot of shame associated with that cover," says the beloved star in this week's issue of PEOPLE. "I worked really, really, really hard. Physically definitely. I wish to God I had worked just as hard on my mental shape."

"But when I don't work on what's eating me, I'm going to start eating," she says.


... and ends with this:

And as for the green bikini, she keeps it tucked away in a closet drawer. "The funny thing is, the green bikini was a size large," she notes.

"Even at the lowest weight I've been in decades, I was still wearing a large," she says. "Everybody's shape is what we should be celebrating." 


Absolutely.

And one more thing: I didn't do a Guessing Game post for this week. 

Wednesday, May 6, 2020

The Guessing Game - Updated

What will be on the cover of People this week? My guesses. in no particular order:

Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor: Today is Archie's 1st birthday, Harry and Meghan have said they'll release a new picture to mark the occasion. Another possibility is Princess Charlotte, who turned five on Saturday
Michelle Obama: The Netflix documentary Becoming, based on her best-selling book, debuts today
Anderson Cooper: A new baby via surrogate
Nick Cordero: The broadway star is still in a coma, not recovering well from a vicious case of COVID 19
Gigi Hadad: She's pregnant, Zayn Malik (not Tyler Cameron, haha,) is the father
Lori Zillow: She's back in court, her children are still missing
Michael Jordan: The 10-part ESPN series is a big hit; the finale airs May 17
The Bachelor: A 10-episode retrospective will air this summer, taking the place of The Bachelorette. Apparently they're hoping to begin filming Clare's season in July. Former Bachelor Peter has confirmed that he is dating Kelley, who appeared on his season and came in 5th
Nikki Bella: A new memoir
Natalie Wood: A new HBO documentary, produced by her daughter

Stories that appear on the new cover will be highlighted in green.

Last week it was another HGTV cover. and just like Chip and Joanna Gaines when they appeared on their first cover, I have literally never heard of these people:

Issue dated May 11, 2020: Ben and Erin NapierImage

Last year at this time: Issue dated May 13, 2019
Image result for Hoda Kotb on People cover May 13, 2019

Update:

Issue dated May 18, 2020: Jimmy Fallon
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Friday, May 17, 2019

Archie

Issue dated May 27, 2019: The Sussex Family of Three


It's two royal baby covers in a row, and this one includes the lovely picture of the Queen and Doria Ragland with the new parents and the new baby. (I still don't love the name Archie.) No sign of Howard Stern and his new book, which surprises me. In other royal news, Sunday is Harry and Meghan's first wedding anniversary.

Last year at this time: Issue dated May 28, 2018

Sunday, May 12, 2019

The Guessing Game - Updated

What will be on the cover of People this week? I'm back in the guessing game routine this week, here are my guesses:

Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor: The newly arrived royal baby. Last week's cover was finalized before Harry and Meghan's photocall on Wednesday, will People do two royal covers in a row? It's possible. Another possibility is Doria Ragland, Meghan's mother, or a "Fab Four" cover about William, Kate, Harry and Meghan's new mental health initiative
Trevor Engelson: Meghan's ex-husband got married yesterday
Taron Egerton: Plays Elton John in the new movie "Rocketman," which opens May 31
Avengers: Endgame: $2 billion plus at the box office
James Holzhauer: He's killing it on Jeopardy, with more than $1.5 million in winnings
Kim Kardashian: Baby #4 was born via surrogate
Constance Wu: The Fresh Off The Boat star was not thrilled when her series was renewed; she eventually walked back her comments
Peggy Lipton: A star of the original Mod Squad and mother of actress Rashida Jones, Lipton died at 72
Prince Jackson: Michael Jackson's son graduated from college
Hannah Brown: The 15th Bachelorette. Her season starts tomorrow night
Kennedys: There are several milestone anniversaries happening this summer: July 18 is the 50th anniversary of the Chappaquiddick incident; it's been 25 years since Jackie Onassis died on May 19, 1994, 20 years since John Jr. and Carolyn died in the plane crash on July 16, 1999, and 10 years since Ted Kennedy died of cancer on August 25, 2009. Expect retrospective coverage of all of these events in the next few months, especially the death of John and Carolyn
Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss: The twins who did battle with Mark Zuckerberg over the invention of Facebook are featured in a book coming out May 21:

Bitcoin Billionaires: A True Story of Genius, Betrayal, and Redemption

Chris Hughes and/or Mark Zuckerberg: In other Facebook news, founding partner Chris Hughes said that Facebook should be broken up
Howard Stern: His new autobiography comes out May 14

Howard Stern Comes Again

Stories that appear on the new issue will be highlighted in green.

Monday morning update. Game of Thrones: Last night was the second-to-last episode; the series finale is this Sunday night. Confession: I've never watched it (I don't have HBO,) but I sure read about it on my Twitter feed last night.
Doris Day: She died early this morning at the age of 97. Will she get the full Dead Celebrity treatment? CNN's headline calls her a "Hollywood Legend," but at 97, she's been out of the limelight for decades. My guess? People won't feature her as the main cover story (right now Howard Stern is my bet) but she'll probably get a sidebar headline. Here's some of what I'm seeing on Twitter:









Update #2 on Tuesday morning. Angelina Jolie and/or Michelle Pfeiffer: Their movie, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil, doesn't open until October but the trailer has just been released.
James Charles and/or Tati Westbrook: An online feud of some kind, and note, for the record, I had never heard of these people until I saw a segment about it on Good Morning, America this morning. Canadian website Flare explains it like this:

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Just a week after walking the carpet at the Met Gala (and making waves for his Insta caption about “influencer representation” *eye roll*), 19-year-old beauty YouTuber James Charles is having a *very* different second Monday in May.

On May 10, fellow YouTuber Tati Westbrook, who *also* happens to be Charles’s former BFF/mentor, posted a 43-minute video explaining her decision to cut ties with the young star. While the duo has been feuding since April, when Charles posted an ad for Sugar Bear Hair Supplements, a direct competitor to Westbrook’s supplement brand, the new video accused Charles of spreading lies about her, being rude AF to other people in the beauty community and making inappropriate comments about hooking up with people who identify as straight.
(Read the article here.)

It's hilarious that the stellar product known as Sugar Bear Hair appears to have started it all. Many, many former Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants make Instagram money shilling for Sugar Bear Hair.

Update #3 on Friday morning. See the new cover, featuring Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, here

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Archie??? - Updated



When I saw this I thought it was a parody but no. They've named him Archie. I hate it.

Update: Here's the color version of the picture above:



I'm still gagging over the name Archie and I'll be curious to see if there's ever an explanation for it, e.g., Meghan's beloved great-grandfather was named Archie. (To be clear, I made that up.) No title either, apparently. Presumably Her Majesty is OK with all this (and FWIW, she looks very chill in the picture) or it wouldn't have happened, so wow. The royal family really is changing.

I love that Meghan's mom Doria Ragland is included in the picture. Imagine what her life has been like recently. Three years ago she was a private yoga teacher and social worker in Los Angeles, with a daughter who was an actress. Now she's at Windsor Castle, not just standing next to The Queen, but related to her, in a my-daughter-is-married-to-your-grandson-and-we-have-a-mutual-descendant kind of way. It's a great story and I love it, even if that descendant has to go through life named Archie.

And one more thing. I've seen reporting that says that when Charles becomes King, Archie will automatically be upgraded to the rank and title of Prince. We'll see. 

Monday, May 6, 2019

It's A Boy - Updated (And The Most Beautiful Issue)




No need to guess what this week's People cover story will be. I love that Meghan's mom Doria is right there with her; based on the wording of the announcement below it appears that Meghan gave birth at home. It's sweet that Diana's siblings (Jane Fellowes, Sarah McCorquodale and Earl Spencer) were included in the announcement too. 




Update: Meghan's father, Thomas Markle, appears to have learned from past mistakes, or maybe he hired a savvy publicist and agreed to follow their guidance, because today he issued a very gracious statement about Meghan's new baby. Note the British spelling of "honour," and he even throws in a God save the Queen, with GOD in all-caps no less. That part's a bit much, but still. He's trying:

In a statement Thomas, 74, who lives 5,500 miles away from Windsor Castle, told The Sun: “I'm delighted to hear that mother and child are doing well.

“I am proud that my new grandson is born into the British royal family and I am sure that he will grow up to serve the crown and the people of Britain with grace, dignity, and honour.

“GOD bless the child and I wish him health and happiness, and my congratulations to my lovely daughter Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry, and GOD save the Queen.”
(From a story at British tabloid The Sun; read it here.) 

Update #2 on Tuesday morning. People published the new cover early, featuring, no surprise, Meghan and her new baby. One nitpick with the headline: why is it "Meghan's Baby Joy"? We saw Harry on camera and he was as joyful as anyone can be.  

Issue dated May 20, 2019: The Royal Baby


Ever since my vacation a couple of weeks ago I've been out of my usual pattern of posting Guessing Game posts and each new cover. To catch us up, here are the two most recent covers: 

Issue dated May 6, 2019: Jennifer Garner
Image result for Jennifer Garner People cover Beautiful

Issue dated May 13, 2019: Hoda Kotb

Image result for Hoda Kotb on People cover May 13, 2019